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   Message 4,399 of 5,647   
   Jonathan to Hatchetmama   
   Re: French Terror Alert.   
   30 Jul 05 18:40:58   
   
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   onk.flonk.flonk   
   XPost: soc.culture.british, soc.culture.quebec   
   From: jgrotter@cox.net   
      
   "Hatchetmama"  wrote in   
   message news:8qlfd1l4oruo49i96qkoa3ftvepnlfn6lt@4ax.com...   
   > On Fri, 15 Jul 2005 03:11:59 GMT, Teh Czar ov All Teh Flonkers   
   >  wrote:   
   >   
   > >It was a dark and stormy night, when Hatchetmama wrote:   
   > >> On Thu, 14 Jul 2005, meowmix wrote:   
   > >>>On Wed, 13 Jul 2005, Hatchetmama wrote:   
   > >>>>On Wed, 13 Jul 2005, "Grant" wrote:   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>>>Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has   
   > >>>>>raised   
   > >>>>>its terror alert level from  ' Run '  to  ' Hide ' . The only two   
   higher   
   > >>>>>levels in France are  ' Surrender '  and  ' Collaborate ' . The rise   
   was   
   > >>>>>precipitated by a recent   fire which destroyed France's white flag   
   > >>>>>factory, effectively paralysing their military.   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>>goodness.   
   > >>>>grant, I laughed.   
   > >>>   
   > >>>it also made me laugh as i could actualy picture it in my head.   
   > >>   
   > >> Like myself, you've obviously been to france.   
   > >>   
   > >> (mind you, I didn't want to go. It was at the request of my youngest.   
   > >> For her birthday.)   
   > >   
   > >I've never been to France, but I can picture it...   
   >   
   > Don't.   
   >   
   > It smells... French.   
   >   
   > >   
   > >>>>NUKE FRANCE!   
   > >>>   
   > >>>NUKE FRANCE!   
   > >>   
   > >> NUKE FRANCE!   
   > >   
   > >NUKE FRANCE!   
      
      
   I had to laugh like hell.   
      
   --   
   Jonathan   
      
   Jesus saves!!! Everyone else takes 3d6 damage and is stunned for two rounds.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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