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   From: meowmix@fuckyouspammer.meow.org   
      
   On Mon, 1 Aug 2005 09:43:43 -0700, "Jonathan"    
   wrote:   
      
   >"Incantatrix"  wrote in message   
   >news:ctjse1tshtkb82m0dm1tk9vo7udm0o0cf6@4ax.com...   
   >> "Jonathan"        :   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> >"meowmix"  wrote in message   
   >> >news:a1kqe1d5bjtr37uloc4dvfn353tth17l9l@4ax.com...   
   >> >> On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:06:09 -0700, "Jonathan"    
   >> >> wrote:   
   >> >>   
   >> >> >"meowmix"  wrote in message   
   >> >> >news:0vvpe1d6hcfctuj02je4mumr00e8l062ck@4ax.com...   
   >> >> >> On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 18:40:58 -0700, "Jonathan"    
   >> >> >> wrote:   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >"Hatchetmama"  wrote   
   >in   
   >> >> >> >message news:8qlfd1l4oruo49i96qkoa3ftvepnlfn6lt@4ax.com...   
   >> >> >> >> On Fri, 15 Jul 2005 03:11:59 GMT, Teh Czar ov All Teh Flonkers   
   >> >> >> >>  wrote:   
   >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >It was a dark and stormy night, when Hatchetmama wrote:   
   >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 14 Jul 2005, meowmix wrote:   
   >> >> >> >> >>>On Wed, 13 Jul 2005, Hatchetmama wrote:   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>On Wed, 13 Jul 2005, "Grant" wrote:   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>>Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that   
   >it   
   >> >> >has   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>>raised   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>>its terror alert level from  ' Run '  to  ' Hide ' . The   
   >only   
   >> >two   
   >> >> >> >higher   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>>levels in France are  ' Surrender '  and  ' Collaborate ' .   
   >The   
   >> >> >rise   
   >> >> >> >was   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>>precipitated by a recent   fire which destroyed France's   
   >white   
   >> >> >flag   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>>factory, effectively paralysing their military.   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>goodness.   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>grant, I laughed.   
   >> >> >> >> >>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>it also made me laugh as i could actualy picture it in my   
   >head.   
   >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> Like myself, you've obviously been to france.   
   >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> (mind you, I didn't want to go. It was at the request of my   
   >> >> >youngest.   
   >> >> >> >> >> For her birthday.)   
   >> >> >> >> >   
   >> >> >> >> >I've never been to France, but I can picture it...   
   >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> Don't.   
   >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> It smells... French.   
   >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >   
   >> >> >> >> >>>>NUKE FRANCE!   
   >> >> >> >> >>>   
   >> >> >> >> >>>NUKE FRANCE!   
   >> >> >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> >> >> NUKE FRANCE!   
   >> >> >> >> >   
   >> >> >> >> >NUKE FRANCE!   
   >> >> >> >   
   >> >> >> >   
   >> >> >> >I had to laugh like hell.   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> sadly it doesn't amuze the frogs very much.   
   >> >> >   
   >> >> >Vive la grenouille!! The innocent French frog plight must be stopped.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> and we must not forget to NUKE QUEBEC and BELGIUM.   
   >> >   
   >> >Oh! how I hate those Belgiumesians and their damnable waffles!   
   >> >   
   >> >NUKE BELGIUM!   
   >>   
   >> grumph   
   >> no penis hugs to you then   
   >> hope you like the chocolate at least   
   >> and the beer   
   >   
   >Hmmmmm ... Is there anything I can Nuke and still get a   
   >penis hug?   
      
   of course there is...   
      
   NUKE FRANCE!   
      
   --   
   meowmix   
      
      
   mhm xvi x iii   
      
      
      Jellical Cats are Black and white,   
      
      
         Jellical Cats are rather small;   
      
      
            Jellical Cats are merry and bright,   
      
      
               And pleasant to hear when they caterwaul.   
      
      
                  -T S Elliot, The Song of the Jellicles   
      
      
   meow   
      
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