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   From: jgrotter@cox.net   
      
   "meowmix" wrote in message   
   news:vu00f11335en4tt8guj5ck44b7rsft9eum@4ax.com...   
   > On Tue, 2 Aug 2005 12:14:56 -0700, "Jonathan"    
   > wrote:   
   >   
   > >"Incantatrix" wrote in message   
   > >news:5i5ve1t3q17ok4m598tmu1r4202sq3nshj@4ax.com...   
   > >> "Jonathan" :   
   > >>   
   > >>   
   > >> >"Incantatrix" wrote in message   
   > >> >news:ctjse1tshtkb82m0dm1tk9vo7udm0o0cf6@4ax.com...   
   > >> >> "Jonathan"    
   :   
   > >> >>   
   > >> >>   
   > >> >> >"meowmix" wrote in message   
   > >> >> >news:a1kqe1d5bjtr37uloc4dvfn353tth17l9l@4ax.com...   
   > >> >> >> On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:06:09 -0700, "Jonathan"    
   > >> >> >> wrote:   
   > >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >"meowmix" wrote in message   
   > >> >> >> >news:0vvpe1d6hcfctuj02je4mumr00e8l062ck@4ax.com...   
   > >> >> >> >> On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 18:40:58 -0700, "Jonathan"   
      
   > >> >> >> >> wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> >"Hatchetmama"    
   > >wrote   
   > >> >in   
   > >> >> >> >> >message news:8qlfd1l4oruo49i96qkoa3ftvepnlfn6lt@4ax.com...   
   > >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 15 Jul 2005 03:11:59 GMT, Teh Czar ov All Teh   
   Flonkers   
   > >> >> >> >> >> wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >It was a dark and stormy night, when Hatchetmama wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 14 Jul 2005, meowmix wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>On Wed, 13 Jul 2005, Hatchetmama wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>On Wed, 13 Jul 2005, "Grant" wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Be aware that the French government announced   
   yesterday   
   > >that   
   > >> >it   
   > >> >> >> >has   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>raised   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>its terror alert level from ' Run ' to ' Hide ' .   
   The   
   > >> >only   
   > >> >> >two   
   > >> >> >> >> >higher   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>levels in France are ' Surrender ' and '   
   Collaborate '   
   > >.   
   > >> >The   
   > >> >> >> >rise   
   > >> >> >> >> >was   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed   
   France's   
   > >> >white   
   > >> >> >> >flag   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>factory, effectively paralysing their military.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>goodness.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>grant, I laughed.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>it also made me laugh as i could actualy picture it in   
   my   
   > >> >head.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> Like myself, you've obviously been to france.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> (mind you, I didn't want to go. It was at the request of   
   my   
   > >> >> >> >youngest.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> For her birthday.)   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >I've never been to France, but I can picture it...   
   > >> >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> Don't.   
   > >> >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> It smells... French.   
   > >> >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>NUKE FRANCE!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>>NUKE FRANCE!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> NUKE FRANCE!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >NUKE FRANCE!   
   > >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >I had to laugh like hell.   
   > >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> sadly it doesn't amuze the frogs very much.   
   > >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >Vive la grenouille!! The innocent French frog plight must be   
   > >stopped.   
   > >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> and we must not forget to NUKE QUEBEC and BELGIUM.   
   > >> >> >   
   > >> >> >Oh! how I hate those Belgiumesians and their damnable waffles!   
   > >> >> >   
   > >> >> >NUKE BELGIUM!   
   > >> >>   
   > >> >> grumph   
   > >> >> no penis hugs to you then   
   > >> >> hope you like the chocolate at least   
   > >> >> and the beer   
   > >> >   
   > >> >Hmmmmm ... Is there anything I can Nuke and still   
   get a   
   > >> >penis hug?   
   > >>   
   > >> NUKE THE FRENCH PART OF BELGIUM (and put a protective shield around the   
   > >flemish and   
   > >> german parts)   
   > >>   
   > >> always in for a solution if i risk to miss to give penis hugs ;)   
   > >>   
   > >NUKE THE FRENCH PART OF BELGIUM WITH LITTLE TINY NUCLEAR BOMBS THAT WON'T   
   > >HURT THE FLEMISH AND GERMAN PARTS!!   
   >   
   > NUKE THE FRENCH PART OF BELGIUM THEN CARPET BOMB THEM WITH BRIE!   
   >   
   I had to laugh like hell.   
      
      
   --   
   Jonathan   
      
   Jesus saves!!! Everyone else takes 3d6 damage and is stunned for two rounds.   
      
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