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   HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY   
   CORRECT:   
      
     1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a   
       "BREASTED AMERICAN."   
      
     2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She   
       is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."   
      
     3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY   
       ACCESSIBLE ."   
      
     4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a   
       "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE   
       INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."   
      
     5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a   
       "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."   
      
     6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY   
       IMPAIRED."   
      
     7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She   
       gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."   
      
     8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She   
       is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."   
      
     9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes   
       "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."   
      
   10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY   
       EXTROVERTED."   
      
   11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS"   
       - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."   
      
   12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a   
       "LOW COST PROVIDER."   
      
      
   HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:   
      
      
     1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has   
       developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."   
      
     2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY   
       CAUCASIAN."   
      
     3. He does not "GET LOST A LL THE TIME" - He   
       "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."   
      
     4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE   
       REGRESSION."   
      
     5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers   
       "GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."   
      
     6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He   
       becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."   
      
     7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASSHOLE" - He   
       develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."   
      
     8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has   
       "SWINE EMPATHY."   
      
     9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is   
       "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."   
      
   10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."   
      
   11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of   
       his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"   
      
      
   --   
      
      
      
   Robert C. MacGregor   
   12104 Carolinas Trace   
   Fayetteville Ga 30215   
   HP. 770-716-7334   
   FAX. 770-716-7336   
   Cell. 770-713-2600   
      
      
      
      
   The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.   
   Henri Bergson   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)