XPost: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.checkmate, soc.c   
   lture.british.alt.uesenet.kooks   
   From: LunaticFringe@The.Edge   
      
   Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by   
   Checkmate.  Oh, yeah... I should also mention that meowmix said the following:   
   >   
   > On Sat, 24 Sep 2011 18:19:41 -0700, "%"  wrote:   
   >   
   > >meowmix wrote:   
   > >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2011 17:52:57 -0700, "Hollywood®Boy" <"manny or   
   > >> borg"@spam.email.com> wrote:   
   > >>   
   > >>> Checkmate wrote:   
   > >>>> I was out watering my garden, minding my own business, and all of a   
   > >>>> sudden... ZAP!  A bee stung me on the head right behind my ear.  I   
   > >>>> can honestly say this was the most painful bee sting I've ever had,   
   > >>>> and now I have a headache.  It turns out the bees have made a small   
   > >>>> hive in a hole in the ground about eight feet from where I was   
   > >>>> standing.   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>> Okay, fuckers, it's MY turn!  First I spray some nasty poison all   
   > >>>> over the hole.  Then, I go up the hill above the hole with a ten   
   > >>>> foot pipe and some gasoline.  Pipe goes over the hole, gas goes   
   > >>>> down the pipe.  DIE you little fuckheads!!!!!1!   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>>    
   > >>>   
   > >>> personally, I like the smell of 'buring' gasoline in the afternoon.   
   > >>   
   > >> personaly, i like the smell of burning frogs day, noon or night.   
   > >> neither would you if you had fr*nce as a  neighbour.   
   > >>   
   > >> NUKE FRANCE!   
   > >>   
   > >>   
   > >> ==   
   > >>   
   > >> mhx x v i  x  i i i   
   > >   
   > >   
   > >personally i like the smell of a clean naked woman   
   >   
   > you may like hte idea of one, but seriously, how close have you been   
   > to one bar your mum after a bath/shower?   
      
   Seeing as how he's already admitted he's gay, I highly doubt that he's been   
   anywhere near a naked woman, other than his mom.   
      
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   Checkmate   
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   "Oh, there are rumblings, are there?"   
   "No, there is fear."   
   -Bounty   
      
      
   Read what others are saying about Checkmate!   
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   "You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.   
   You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"   
      
   -Wildhare   
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   "Perhaps homeland security would be interested in you internet   
   surfing habits.  Perhaps I should give them your name and news reader   
   info so that they can crawl up your ass with a microscope."   
      
   -Ragnar   
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   "You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can   
   muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current   
   king shit of the puppeteers in this group."   
      
   -Ragnar   
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   Read about some of my favorite idiots:   
      
   "Nor do I engage in juvenile gay lames like others do."   
      
   -Ragnar the Hypocrite, right after posting numerous gay lames.   
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   "Mature, intelligent people don't consider being gay a derogatory issue   
   worthy of name calling."   
      
   -Ragnar the Liar, right after posting another bunch of gay lames.   
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   "Shouldn't you be making a blanket, doing the dishes or some other form   
   of woman's work?   
      
   -Ragnar the Hypocrite to Kachina, right after flaming Greg for being a racist.   
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   "i might be a wank job i'll give you that"   
      
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   "Try some English the next time you need to get your point accross."   
      
   -Ragnar the spelling cop, who apparently can't spell "across."   
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   "As we all can tell by the fact that you spend half you fucking life   
   right here, casing me around."   
      
   -Ragnar the Hypocrite, right after criticizing Kachina for her typos.   
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   "I guess insinuating that you like black cocks is now racist."   
      
   -Ragnar the Hypocrite, who thinks that he can improve on a fag lame   
    by specifying that it's with a black man.   
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   "you are of the misguided opinion that there is something derogatory   
   attached to an affinity for African American cock"   
      
   -Ragnar, who knows what he likes   
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)