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   From: pedro1940@progression.net   
      
   In  January 2008   
      
   Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending  her first night in   
   the White House.  She has waited so  long..........   
      
   The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary  says,  "How can I   
   best serve my country?"  Washington says, "Never  tell a lie."   
      
   "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about  that."   
      
   The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson  appears...  Hillary says,   
   "How can I best serve my country?"   Jefferson says, "Listen to the   
   people."   
   "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."   
      
   On  the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...  Hillary says,   
   "How  can I best serve my country?"   
   Lincoln says, "Go to the  theater."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)