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From: the_mekon@mekonta.planet
On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 19:41:04 -0500, mimus
wrote:
>On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:33:23 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 19:25:28 -0500, mimus
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:13:53 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 19:01:04 -0500, mimus
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 23:51:27 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 18:36:08 -0500, mimus
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 23:28:52 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 16:03:47 -0500, mimus
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 20:56:01 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:16:02 -0500, mimus
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:34:35 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 19:39:11 -0500, mimus
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 00:32:25 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:49:03 -0600, trippy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article , the
mekon took
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 22:16:43 -0600, Max Grrl
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article , trippy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> In article <492ho2pmn57ni0du4j5hfcuha46di1f2ju@4ax.com>,
the mekon took
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:34:11 -0600, trippy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >In article , the mekon took
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >> On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 21:14:54 -0600, trippy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >> >In article , the mekon took
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >> >the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I
said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >> >> I think i will take it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >> >I have the last two on layaway.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >> Just as long as you ware a condom. I don't want all
my future subjects
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >> to die from AIDS.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >According to most accounts, I live on my own planet.
This coincides with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >my current earth distribution scheme "1 for me, 1 for
everybody else"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > >quite nicely.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > Have you considered a new pair of glasses as your
onanism seems to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> > have adverse drawbacks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> LET MY PEOPLE...er...PERSON GO!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >Please, Trippy, PLEASE!!! Can I call this Dip Shit an
"it??!!!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >P-l-e-e-e-e-a-a-s-e??!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Make her beg like a dog, trippy. She'll love you for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tempting, but she has no need to. The answer's no.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are such a slut, Trips, you're just saying that cause she's
been
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slurping up to you and you like a nice clean arsehole. I do
hope she
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't mistake the Klingons around your ring for the ones from
Star
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trek. That would just completely confuse her.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ooh, getting bitter already, a fine Emperor you'd make.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not bitter, I'm Guinness. Now whoever said advertising does
not
>>>>>>>>>>>> work?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>It doesn't in the case of those elite few who reflect that ads need
to be
>>>>>>>>>>>paid for.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I thought you got to see them free on TV or at the cinema.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Doh! their cost is factored into the price of the product or service
being
>>>>>>>>>advertised, often amounting to fifty percent of a natio
ally-advertised
>>>>>>>>>product's price in the US.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Whatever happened to a good product sells itself? I guess an awful lot
>>>>>>>> of tat is advertized in the US for Americans to buy just because its
>>>>>>>> there all shiny and enticing like for the gullible with way more money
>>>>>>>> than sense.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Also, every political ad you see represents either a political debt
or a
>>>>>>>>>political payoff . . . .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Man that must have been one huge arsed debt someone had to pay off for
>>>>>>>> Ameirca to be saddled with good ol' Bush.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You ever wonder why the premier allies of George III in his campaign to
>>>>>>>bring democracy and religious freedom to the Middle East are _the
Saudis_?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It is funny you should ask that. Each night I fall asleep wondering
>>>>>> why that is. You'd think I'd have better things to think about
>>>>>> wouldn't you than dead history. OK the results we have to live with
>>>>>> today. It just eats up so much of my time.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Maybe I should spend more time thinking about how those meddling Brits
>>>>>> caused the problems there are in Arabia we have to deal with now
>>>>>> instead?
>>>>>
>>>>>There was apparently some heavy drinking involved in the drawing of the
>>>>>borders between Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Jordan, etc.
>>>>
>>>> I'd wager a fair amount of now illegal narcotics where consumed by all
>>>> parties involved. That is probably why they are now illegal. "Boy. We
>>>> cannot let the working man have this, look at the god awful mess we
>>>> just made of things. Pass me the asprin will you, I have a hell of a
>>>> dopeover."
>>>>
>>>>>There's one little salient on I believe the Saudi-Kuwaiti border that's
>>>>>commonly called "Winston's hiccup".
>>>>
>>>> Churchill was a closet pisshead.
>>>
>>>"Closet"? ITYM "notorious".
>>
>> Just trying to give him a break due to the "Winston's hiccup"
>> embarrassment. After all, he did fight aginst the Fuzzy Wuzzies.
>>
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