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   Message 55 of 611   
   HatchetMama to rocky   
   Re: Please Biff, please   
   19 Oct 03 09:22:21   
   
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   From: hatchetmamathisbitcomesout@imseeingatherapist.com   
      
   On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 02:49:12 GMT, in   
   alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk rocky  wrote:   
      
   >On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 22:36:51 -0400, Dowap    
   >wrote:   
   >   
   >>In article <07f3648dd8edb9fa18fbadbb39bf7961@news.teranews.com>, rocky   
   >> wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 04:01:57 +0200, °Fb_   wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>> >On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 01:22:35 GMT, rocky  wrote:   
   >>> >   
   >>> >>On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 18:52:58 -0400, Dowap    
   >>> >>wrote:   
   >>> >>   
   >>> >>>In article <648adade21f68ac6e24e104cc2c70970@news.teranews.com>, rocky   
   >>> >>> wrote:   
   >>> >>>   
   >>> >>>> On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 08:23:16 -0400, HatchetMama   
   >>> >>>>  wrote:   
   >>> >>>>   
   >>> >>>> >On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 12:08:03 GMT, in   
   >>> >>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk rocky  wrote:   
   >>> >>>> >   
   >>> >>>> >>On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 08:02:44 -0400, HatchetMama   
   >>> >>>> >> wrote:   
   >>> >>>> >>   
   >>> >>>> >>>On Fri, 17 Oct 2003 15:38:50 GMT, in   
   >>> >>>> >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Big Red Helmut   
   >>> >>>> >>> wrote:   
   >>> >>>> >>>   
   >>> >>>> >>>>HatchetMama    
   >>> >>>> >>>>wrote in   
   >>> >>>> >>>>:   
   >>> >>>> >>>>   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>On Thu, 16 Oct 2003 21:46:19 GMT, in   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk "|3iff //ullins"   
   >>> >>>> >>>>> wrote:   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>>lucat bene, der HatchetMama   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>> goh, a   
   hunnert   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>>truxx inero, sumwit kowz n' sumwit duxx on Thu, 16 Oct 2003   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>>12:11:19   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>>-0400:   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>>   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>>>Give your poor little Jujube a rest. Your eyesight just might   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>>>return   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>>>over time.   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>>>   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>>put down that box of twinkies, spit out the side of beef, and   
   i'll   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>>consider it, blubba.   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>Biff, please take note that not only do I not eat twinkies, but   
   I do   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>need whatever meat I may partake in, to maintain my 115 lbs.   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>You, however should probably give your keyboard, monitor and the   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>rest   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>of your room, a good swab down. Albeit with your size of testies,   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>volume shouldn't be a problem, it's the build up that's really   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>gross.   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>I'm fairly certain that all your masturbation has not only taken   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>away   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>your eyesight, but it's also hindering your ability to get along   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>with   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>others.   
   >>> >>>> >>>>>   
   >>> >>>> >>>>Well thats just silly on the face of it. "Masturbation is baaaad   
   for   
   >>> >>>> >>>>you!!!"   
   >>> >>>> >>>   
   >>> >>>> >>>Didn't your mother teach you anything?   
   >>> >>>> >>   
   >>> >>>> >>from a young age my muvver taught me how to hate her with a heated   
   >>> >>>> >>passion.   
   >>> >>>> >   
   >>> >>>> >Why'd she go an do something like that?   
   >>> >>>>   
   >>> >>>> why does anyone do anything? because they can.   
   >>> >>>> --   
   >>> >>>> mhm x v i  x  i i i   
   >>> >>>   
   >>> >>>Which is an excellent point. That said how about we   
   >>> >>   
   >>> >>two in one day. that must be some kind of record.   
   >>> >>   
   >>> >>>NUKE FRANCE!!!!?   
   >>> >>   
   >>> >>NUKE FRANCE!!!!?   
   >>> >   
   >>> >NUKE FRANCE!!!?   
   >>>   
   >>> NUKE FRANCE!!!?   
   >>   
   >>NUKE FRANCE!!!?   
   >   
   >NUKE FRANCE!!!?   
      
   NUKE FRANCE!!!?   
      
   >   
   >>>   
   >>> >(huh ?)   
   >>> --   
   >>> mhm x v i  x  i i i   
      
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