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   etherpork to All   
   Doctor Who with the biggest cock?   
   18 Apr 15 04:11:40   
   
   XPost: soc.culture.british, soc.culture.cornish   
   From: fritz@spamexpire-201504.rodent.frell.theremailer.net   
      
   Jon Pertwee has long been rumoured to have possessed a large   
   member.   
   Tom Baker in his autobiography described his own cock as, a bit   
   on the   
   small side.   
      
   Tennant's cock was described as "ample" by Sophie Myles but,   
   "nothing to brag about" by Anne-Marie Duff.   
      
   After divorcing Peter Davidson, Sandra Dickinson described his   
   cock as   
   being "lacking", whilst Paul McGann's pecker was once compared   
   to a   
   "Cumberland sausage" by his girlfriend Annie.   
      
   Hartnell's size remains unknown, and is unlikely to be determined   
   following his untimely death. We can only estimate Troughton's,   
   based on genetics, by assuming he had a wang of similar   
   dimensions   
   to son's Michael and David, both described by ex-girlfriends   
   as "average" and "normal".   
      
   Colin Baker was said to have had a "short but fat one" by ex-   
   wife Liza   
   Goddard, whilst Eccleston once dated a girl named Rebecca during   
   his   
   days at the London School of Speech and Drama -- who noted his   
   cock   
   was "like a cocktail stick".   
      
   McCoy's wife Agnes has always refused to comment on the size of   
   his cock - could this be because he possesses a tiny tiddler?   
      
   If anyone has any idea (backed up with some reasonable   
   evidence) about the size of Hartnell or McCoy's cocks perhaps   
   they   
   could testify, so they can be included in a forthcoming article   
   for   
   the Daily Telegraph.   
      
   So far (in order of size based on girth and length) the list is:   
      
   Pertwee (largest)   
   McGann   
   Tennant   
   Troughton (questionable)   
   Baker Colin   
   Davidson   
   Baker Tom (evidence suggests he may beat Davidson   
   on length but this is difficult to prove)   
      
   McCoy (unknown but probably small)   
   Hartnell (unknown)   
      
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