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|    Doctor Who with the biggest cock?    |
|    18 Apr 15 04:11:40    |
      XPost: soc.culture.british, soc.culture.cornish       From: fritz@spamexpire-201504.rodent.frell.theremailer.net              Jon Pertwee has long been rumoured to have possessed a large       member.       Tom Baker in his autobiography described his own cock as, a bit       on the       small side.              Tennant's cock was described as "ample" by Sophie Myles but,       "nothing to brag about" by Anne-Marie Duff.              After divorcing Peter Davidson, Sandra Dickinson described his       cock as       being "lacking", whilst Paul McGann's pecker was once compared       to a       "Cumberland sausage" by his girlfriend Annie.              Hartnell's size remains unknown, and is unlikely to be determined       following his untimely death. We can only estimate Troughton's,       based on genetics, by assuming he had a wang of similar       dimensions       to son's Michael and David, both described by ex-girlfriends       as "average" and "normal".              Colin Baker was said to have had a "short but fat one" by ex-       wife Liza       Goddard, whilst Eccleston once dated a girl named Rebecca during       his       days at the London School of Speech and Drama -- who noted his       cock       was "like a cocktail stick".              McCoy's wife Agnes has always refused to comment on the size of       his cock - could this be because he possesses a tiny tiddler?              If anyone has any idea (backed up with some reasonable       evidence) about the size of Hartnell or McCoy's cocks perhaps       they       could testify, so they can be included in a forthcoming article       for       the Daily Telegraph.              So far (in order of size based on girth and length) the list is:              Pertwee (largest)       McGann       Tennant       Troughton (questionable)       Baker Colin       Davidson       Baker Tom (evidence suggests he may beat Davidson       on length but this is difficult to prove)              McCoy (unknown but probably small)       Hartnell (unknown)              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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