home bbs files messages ]

Forums before death by AOL, social media and spammers... "We can't have nice things"

   soc.culture.scottish      More than just Haggis & overt cheapness      99,776 messages   

[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]

   Message 98,162 of 99,776   
   The Phantom Piper to All   
   Re: Doctor Who with the biggest cock?   
   20 Apr 15 04:55:29   
   
   From: ThePhantomPiper@comcast.net   
      
   It's obviously Peter Capaldi.  For one thing,   
   the name's right on the tin.  For another, he's   
   a Scot.  And finally, he's MALCOLM FUCKING TUCKER.   
   (And if you disagree, you mincing fucking cunt,   
   I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it   
   to your mother's birthday party, and I will rub   
   your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling   
   Bohemian-fucking-Rhapsody, right!?)*   
      
      
   Fuckity-Bye,   
      
   The Phantom Malcolm   
      
   *[Season 3 / Episode 4]   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]


(c) 1994,  bbs@darkrealms.ca