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   From: fritz@spamexpire-201504.rodent.frell.theremailer.net   
      
   Doctor Who began as a covert government psyop to promote homosexuality   
   among English children.   
      
   It was foiled by a tradition instituted by the late William Hartnell   
   when he sodomised Carole Ann Ford onscreen during the live broadcast of   
   The Rim of Destruction.   
      
   Successive Doctor Whos (or as they say in Britain, Doctors Who) have   
   honoured his memory by fucking every woman to appear on the show since.   
   However it took until 2005 for Doctor Who to get some of that sweet,   
   sweet manloving. As soon as he met bisexual whore Captain Jack   
   Harkness, the Doctor jumped at the chance to fuck the strapping young   
   lad.   
      
   Fortunately, when he regenerated shortly after getting laid, Doctor Who   
   ran as far as possible from Jack, rather than resume their relationship   
   and spent several years avoiding his phone calls and even fled to the   
   end of time. Jack, to this day, wonders why the Doctor fucked him then   
   fled the next morning, before he woke up.   
      
   Further evidence of the Doctor's faggotry comes in the following three   
   seasons where the Doctor goes through three long-term female   
   companions, not to mention his short time with Kylie Minogue, and   
   manages to get absolutely zero fucking done, even though the first two   
   were in love with him.   
      
   He was so desperate to avoid fucking the first one, he arranged an   
   elaborate scheme to get her stuck in an inescapable alternate universe,   
   which she subsequently escaped from, then gave her a clone of himself   
   to fuck.   
      
   To dump the second girl, he had her family racially cleansed by his   
   Nazi boyfriend the Master, and they were all half-negro anyway. The   
   third tart we can't really blame him for, because she was a ginger &   
   fat. She was however, the most important woman in the universe for a   
   while.   
      
   More recently, allegations of the Doctor's gayness have resurfaced   
   after Flesh and Stone, where Amy Pond was clearly handing it to him on   
   a plate and while viewers were wanking furiously, the Doctor thought   
   "no that's not a good idea", proving beyond all reasonable doubt that   
   he's fucking queer. That, or newcomer writer Steven Moffat was   
   desperately trying to undo the rampant faggotry inflicted upon the show   
   by his predecessor, Russell T Davies.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)