XPost: soc.culture.british, rec.arts.drwho.uk.media.tv.sf.drwho   
   From: doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca   
      
   In article <60090a3d74d34ab48f3515066d05c362@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>,   
   etherpork   wrote:   
   >Doctor Who began as a covert government psyop to promote homosexuality   
   >among English children.   
   >   
   >It was foiled by a tradition instituted by the late William Hartnell   
   >when he sodomised Carole Ann Ford onscreen during the live broadcast of   
   >The Rim of Destruction.   
   >   
   >Successive Doctor Whos (or as they say in Britain, Doctors Who) have   
   >honoured his memory by every woman to appear on the show since.   
   >However it took until 2005 for Doctor Who to get some of that sweet,   
   >sweet manloving. As soon as he met bisexual whore Captain Jack   
   >Harkness, the Doctor jumped at the chance to fuck the strapping young   
   >lad.   
   >   
   >Fortunately, when he regenerated shortly after getting laid, Doctor Who   
   >ran as far as possible from Jack, rather than resume their relationship   
   >and spent several years avoiding his phone calls and even fled to the   
   >end of time. Jack, to this day, wonders why the Doctor fucked him then   
   >fled the next morning, before he woke up.   
   >   
   >Further evidence of the Doctor's maggotry comes in the following three   
   >seasons where the Doctor goes through three long-term female   
   >companions, not to mention his short time with Kylie Minogue, and   
   >manages to get absolutely zero done, even though the first two   
   >were in love with him.   
   >   
   >He was so desperate to avoid the first one, he arranged an   
   >elaborate scheme to get her stuck in an inescapable alternate universe,   
   >which she subsequently escaped from, then gave her a clone of himself   
   >to fuck.   
   >   
   >To dump the second girl, he had her family racially cleansed by his   
   >Nazi boyfriend the Master, and they were all half-negro anyway. The   
   >third tart we can't really blame him for, because she was a ginger &   
   >fat. She was however, the most important woman in the universe for a   
   >while.   
   >   
   >More recently, allegations of the Doctor's gayness have resurfaced   
   >after Flesh and Stone, where Amy Pond was clearly handing it to him on   
   >a plate and while viewers were wanking furiously, the Doctor thought   
   >"no that's not a good idea", proving beyond all reasonable doubt that   
   >he's queer. That, or newcomer writer Steven Moffat was   
   >desperately trying to undo the rampant faggotry inflicted upon the show   
   >by his predecessor, Russell T Davies.   
   >   
      
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