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   XPost: soc.culture.british, rec.arts.drwho, uk.media.tv.sf.drwho   
   From: mike@xenocyte.com   
      
   The Doctor  wrote:   
   > In article ,   
   > The Doctor  wrote:   
   >> In article <60090a3d74d34ab48f3515066d05c362@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>,   
   >> etherpork   wrote:   
   >>> Doctor Who began as a covert government psyop to promote homosexuality   
   >>> among English children.   
   >>>   
   >>> It was foiled by a tradition instituted by the late William Hartnell   
   >>> when he sodomised Carole Ann Ford onscreen during the live broadcast of   
   >>> The Rim of Destruction.   
   >>>   
   >>> Successive Doctor Whos (or as they say in Britain, Doctors Who) have   
   >>> honoured his memory by every woman to appear on the show since.   
   >>> However it took until 2005 for Doctor Who to get some of that sweet,   
   >>> sweet manloving. As soon as he met bisexual whore Captain Jack   
   >>> Harkness, the Doctor jumped at the chance to fuck the strapping young   
   >>> lad.   
   >>>   
   >>> Fortunately, when he regenerated shortly after getting laid, Doctor Who   
   >>> ran as far as possible from Jack, rather than resume their relationship   
   >>> and spent several years avoiding his phone calls and even fled to the   
   >>> end of time. Jack, to this day, wonders why the Doctor fucked him then   
   >>> fled the next morning, before he woke up.   
   >>>   
   >>> Further evidence of the Doctor's maggotry comes in the following three   
   >>> seasons where the Doctor goes through three long-term female   
   >>> companions, not to mention his short time with Kylie Minogue, and   
   >>> manages to get absolutely zero done, even though the first two   
   >>> were in love with him.   
   >>>   
   >>> He was so desperate to avoid the first one, he arranged an   
   >>> elaborate scheme to get her stuck in an inescapable alternate universe,   
   >>> which she subsequently escaped from, then gave her a clone of himself   
   >>> to fuck.   
   >>>   
   >>> To dump the second girl, he had her family racially cleansed by his   
   >>> Nazi boyfriend the Master, and they were all half-negro anyway. The   
   >>> third tart we can't really blame him for, because she was a ginger &   
   >>> fat. She was however, the most important woman in the universe for a   
   >>> while.   
   >>>   
   >>> More recently, allegations of the Doctor's gayness have resurfaced   
   >>> after Flesh and Stone, where Amy Pond was clearly handing it to him on   
   >>> a plate and while viewers were wanking furiously, the Doctor thought   
   >>> "no that's not a good idea", proving beyond all reasonable doubt that   
   >>> he's queer. That, or newcomer writer Steven Moffat was   
   >>> desperately trying to undo the rampant maggotry inflicted upon the show   
   >>> by his predecessor, Russell T Davies.   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> Language cleaned up for appropriate audiences.   
   >   
   > Corrected newsgroup line.   
      
   And that was with the clean language, was it Dave?   
      
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