From: ThePhantomPiper@comcast.net   
      
   On Friday, November 23, 2018 at 10:31:15 PM UTC-8, Adam Whyte-Settlar wrote:   
   >   
   > You've got a real thing for punctuality Piper.   
   > What's so bad about answering a 20 year old thread?   
   > Have you imposed some kind of statute of limitations or what?   
      
   I'm sorry, Adam, but I'm not going to reply to you.   
      
   You know what happens when I do: you get all maudlin   
   and teary-eyed and pretty soon we're talking about   
   foreskins or the Crypto-Fascist Apocalypse* or summat   
   and before you know it Fred or Hardy show up as though   
   summoned from a rusty 1-shilling condom-vending machine   
   (which, if you will remember, is how they began their   
   tenure on this planet) by a hopped-up Junkie Psychic   
   on Walpurgisnacht.  And then where would we be?   
      
   So no, I'm just not going to do i-   
      
   Oh...damn!   
      
      
   Caught Out,   
      
   The Phantom Piper   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)