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   S Viemeister to The Phantom Piper   
   Re: IONA STONES anyone know the lore?   
   24 Nov 18 20:45:10   
   
   From: firstname@lastname.oc.ku   
      
   On 11/24/2018 8:39 PM, The Phantom Piper wrote:   
   > On Friday, November 23, 2018 at 10:31:15 PM UTC-8, Adam Whyte-Settlar wrote:   
   >>   
   >> You've got a real thing for punctuality Piper.   
   >> What's so bad about answering a 20 year old thread?   
   >> Have you imposed some kind of statute of limitations or what?   
   >   
   > I'm sorry, Adam, but I'm not going to reply to you.   
   >   
   > You know what happens when I do: you get all maudlin   
   > and teary-eyed and pretty soon we're talking about   
   > foreskins or the Crypto-Fascist Apocalypse* or summat   
   > and before you know it Fred or Hardy show up as though   
   > summoned from a rusty 1-shilling condom-vending machine   
   > (which, if you will remember, is how they began their   
   > tenure on this planet) by a hopped-up Junkie Psychic   
   > on Walpurgisnacht.  And then where would we be?   
   >   
   > So no, I'm just not going to do i-   
   >   
   > Oh...damn!   
   >   
   >   
   > Caught Out,   
   >   
   > The Phantom Piper   
   >   
   > *[Notice: the Crypto-Fascist Apocalypse is a   
   >    wholly-owned subsidiary of PlutoMart,   
   >    which is itself a wholly-owned subsidiary   
   >    of KleptoCorp, LLC.  All broadcast rights   
   >    are retained and hello Sheila if you read   
   >    this far down.]   
   >   
      
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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