On Monday, 24 June 1996 08:00:00 UTC+1, Tioesteve  wrote:   
   > My fiancee and I are planning our wedding.  We shall marry in Pennsylvania   
   > USA on the first of September.  In Scottish tradition, my bride shall wear   
   > a white gown and I shall wear a Prince Charlie Coat with kilt.   
   >    
   > We cannot agree on what I shall wear under my kilt.  We shall have much   
   > dancing and she wishes me to wear 爽nderpants'.  I wish to wear what good   
   > Scotsmen have always worn under their kilts.   
   >    
   > She is concerned about the possible reaction of our guests, many of whom   
   > are elderly women and most of whom are Sassenach.   
   >    
   > I say, "You are just being selfish."   
   > She says, "You will just make an ass of yourself."   
   > I say, "It takes gonads to wear a kilt without 叢anties'."   
   > She says, "If I have to swelter in a long gown, you should suffer as   
   > well."   
   > I say, "Who shall wear the kilt in this family, woman?"   
   > She says, "Fine, and I'll wear the pants!"   
   >    
   > What shall I wear under my kilt, cousins?   
   >    
   > Yours aye,   
   > Stephen Clif Brown, PE   
   > Great West Engineering, Denver, Colorado, USA, Terra, Sol, Alpha   
      
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