From: ThePhantomPiper@comcast.net   
      
   Poor lad - it's obvious that at some point,   
   you've been absolutely terrified by a chance   
   encounter with some Scot, likely in a public   
   urinal somewhere...  (I understand: the first   
   time some pale wee wisp of an Einglisch lad   
   such as yourself gets to see the full glory   
   of a Scotsman's huge ruddy tackle, it can be   
   intimidating for the ... er ... underendowed.)   
      
   Still, it's refreshing to see you come out   
   boldly as you have done, admitting how the   
   experience has completely unmanned you (and   
   left you quivering, as it were, for another   
   look, judging by the way you keep posting   
   your fevered, trauma-driven fantasies), so   
   good on you, I say!   
      
   (Also, it's nice that your mother named you 'Peter'.)   
      
      
   Reassuringly,   
      
   The Phantom Piper   
      
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