From: ThePhantomPiper@comcast.net   
      
   And now, an update on the condition   
   of Prime Minister Boris Johnson:   
   (AP - April 6, 2020 - 20:00 hours GMT)   
      
   "Unfortunately, as of the latest series of tests,   
   the prime minister continues to be an Arsehole,"   
   said Doctor Arthur Twombley-Knobbend, head of   
   medicine at King's College GKT, on Sunday night.   
      
   "The condition is, of course, congenital: he was   
   born an arsehole, he has lived his entire life as   
   one, and sadly, he will one day die an arsehole."   
      
   The prime minister shares the condition along   
   with a number of  other world leaders, notably   
   the current president of the United States, and   
   many prior PMs, including Theresa May, David   
   Cameron, Tony Blair, John Major, and of course   
   Lady Margaret Thatcher.  Spain's late president   
   Francisco Franco was an arsehole for 82 years,   
   including the 40 years he spent ruling Spain,   
   culminating with his death 1975.  He remains   
   dead to this day.   
      
   "Being an arsehole is no impediment to achieving   
   high office," said Dr. Twombley-Knobbend, "In fact,   
   it appears to enhance the likelihood of doing so."   
      
   Mr. Johnson is expected to make a full recovery   
   from the coronavirus, as he is being provided with   
   the finest medical care available to people of   
   means - but not to be cured of being an arsehole.   
      
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