From: edmunds.david@gmail.com   
      
   On Tuesday, April 7, 2020 at 12:14:03 AM UTC+1, The Phantom Piper wrote:   
   > And now, an update on the condition   
   > of Prime Minister Boris Johnson:   
   > (AP - April 6, 2020 - 20:00 hours GMT)   
   >   
   > "Unfortunately, as of the latest series of tests,   
   > the prime minister continues to be an Arsehole,"   
   > said Doctor Arthur Twombley-Knobbend, head of   
   > medicine at King's College GKT, on Sunday night.   
   >   
   > "The condition is, of course, congenital: he was   
   > born an arsehole, he has lived his entire life as   
   > one, and sadly, he will one day die an arsehole."   
   >   
   > The prime minister shares the condition along   
   > with a number of  other world leaders, notably   
   > the current president of the United States, and   
   > many prior PMs, including Theresa May, David   
   > Cameron, Tony Blair, John Major, and of course   
   > Lady Margaret Thatcher.  Spain's late president   
   > Francisco Franco was an arsehole for 82 years,   
   > including the 40 years he spent ruling Spain,   
   > culminating with his death 1975.  He remains   
   > dead to this day.   
   >   
   > "Being an arsehole is no impediment to achieving   
   > high office," said Dr. Twombley-Knobbend, "In fact,   
   > it appears to enhance the likelihood of doing so."   
   >   
   > Mr. Johnson is expected to make a full recovery   
   > from the coronavirus, as he is being provided with   
   > the finest medical care available to people of   
   > means - but not to be cured of being an arsehole.   
      
   Just wonderful   
      
   David Martin Edmunds   
      
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