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|    Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores    |
|    07 Apr 23 15:57:55    |
      From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca              Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part M - Daryl Kabatoff       April 6th 2023 6:14 pm 194,072 words (225 pages)              “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to       me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,       replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin       Trudeau, when asked to comment        on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,       without the aid of a writer              “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our       society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without       preparation, without the aid of a writer              “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard                     Everyone is United:              The jabbed and the unjabbed are all united in turning trees into decorated       idols. The Protestants and the atheists are all united with the pope and his       Catholic church in turning trees into decorated idols. First Queen Elizabeth       and now King Charles        heads a supposedly "Protestant" church while at the same time actively teaches       you to abide by the teachings of the "Catholic" church and turn trees into       decorated idols. Mickey Mouse and the Disney characters are all united with       the Republicans and the        Democrats in turning trees into decorated idols. The Indians on the       reservations are divided into those who uphold their traditional values and       those who instead embrace Christ, and they are all united in turning trees       into decorated idols. Even Hitler        turned trees into decorated idols, and so everyone is united with Hitler in       turning trees into decorated idols. God proclaims in Scripture that it ENRAGES       Him when He sees you arseholes turn trees into decorated idols.                            To the family of Trista Deane Martin of Broken Arrow Oklahoma:              Maybe you failed to get a tall enough tree and decorate it to a great enough       degree. Or you failed to get the tree to blink fast enough, or perhaps your       tree was simply blinkin' too fast. Maybe you decorated your pagan fertility       idol with blinkin' lights        of the wrong colour, such as too many blinkin' red lights and not enough       blinkin' blue lights, or some blinkin' lights of some other colour. It is a       fertility idol, it should have resulted in your family members retaining their       fertility and their lives.        The churches cap their roofs with miniature Egyptian penises, and cap their       blinkin' trees with miniature Egyptian penises as well, did you fail to cap       your blinkin' tree with a miniature Egyptian penis? It may be too late now for       your daughter, but you        may still return to church and give them money in return for their assurances       that your daughter is now up in heaven with Mary.               So the Americans use their CIA to fund torture research at the University of       Saskatchewan in Saskatoon, resulting in many people dying from the horrid       psychiatric drugs. I criticized your pagan fertility rites in 1988 (Egyptian       penises on church roofs,        censorship of Scripture condemning your blinkin' trees, the censorship of       Scriptural references to cannibalism) and quickly found myself being tortured       by a Hindu psychiatrist who said that I think too much about penises, children       and cannibals. All        people could do for me is laugh, call me a pedophile for the next 35 years and       assault me further. It is my turn to laugh (Proverbs 1:24-26).              Now Trista's mom is active on Twitter complaining about the bogus bullshit       Covid jabs. There she shows off her Catholic family, posing in December 2021       with their Catholic fertility tree idol. When you adopt this Catholic       fertility rite then you become a        Catholic. People are arrested and tortured to death for daring to criticize       your church for pushing this pagan idol in place of God's Commandments and for       daring to state that your church is censoring Scriptural references to       cannibalism, and justifiably        so, as nobody in their right mind would dare to speak out against such       established traditions. It is taboo to criticizing the pagan fertility rites       taught by the Catholic church.              I bet they bought and decorated an especially large tree in 2022 to help them       deal with their daughter's death, but did they cap it with a star again as       they did in 2021, or did they cap it with a sparkling Egyptian obelisk (a       representation of a penis).        They capped their blinkin' tree with a star in 2021, it is a representation of       the sun, another symbol of fertility like the Egyptian penis and like their       blinkin’ tree. I'm thinking that maybe when they cap their blinkin' tree       idol with a star rather        than an Egyptian penis, they are missing out on life. They had a choice, they       could have capped their blinkin' tree in 2022 with a miniature glittering       golden Egyptian penis, or with a shiny sparkling silver Egyptian penis, or       with another sparkling star        like they did in 2021. There were eight children in the family, perhaps by       capping their blinkin' idol with a sparkling star in 2022, like they did in       2021, will again result in the loss of another child during the following       year. I'm thinking that they        made a mistake and failed once again to cap their blinkin' evergreen tree idol       with a miniature Egyptian penis as the penis is more powerful than the star,       better magic, or some damn thing like that… unless they capped their       blinkin’ idol with a six-       sided star, perhaps. They have a few months to think about whether to cap       their next blinkin' idol with a glittering golden Egyptian penis or a shiny       sparkling silver Egyptian penis, or with another sparkling five-sided star, or       with the improved six-       sided star. Eventually they will go to heaven and learn there which colour of       Egyptian penis or which version of star they were supposed to cap their       blinkin’ tree with.               There remains a possibility that we were supposed to cap our Egyptian penises       with the decorated evergreen tree idols rather than the other way around.       Perhaps the Catholic Church (and their American government) found the solution       by simply placing the        decorated evergreen tree “next” to the Egyptian penis. We may have to wait       for Jesus to return in order to discover what the suitable sacrifice actually       is. Losing Trista is an indication to me that the family did not make the       appropriate sacrifice.                      [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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