Yes I have been murdered.  This letter was to be released to   
   alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox in the unfortunate event of my demise.   
   You see I have uncovered a syndicate connection between the Yale based   
   Super Secret Skull and Bones death cult and the young Yawkee way super   
   stud GM- Theo Epstien.  I have uncovered evidence that Skull and Bones   
   death cult loyalty between George W. Bush, Theo Epstien and other   
   wealthy Texas skulls compromised the negotiations of the A- Rod deal.   
        When presented the opportunity to become a skull, initiates of the   
   death order crawl naked into the flesh eating sarcophagus located in   
   room 322 of the evil crypt at Yale. In this tomb, initiates of the   
   secret death society physically die in this world and are born into the   
   new order of the Skull and Bones.  Loyalty to this death cult is   
   frequently protected by secrecy, covert operations and murder.  Each   
   hand washes the other in this highly secretive gang. Especially in Texas!   
        The Texas connection is huge when it comes to The Skull and Bones   
   cult. Prescott Bush, George H Bush and little W bush are all mighty   
   Skulls, and admittedly they are huge baseball fans. Bush was in charge   
   when Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas Texas and it was another   
   Bonesman Henry Luce who bought the Zapruder tape and held it for many   
   years without allowing the public or Zapruder family access to this   
   Historic archive in order to cover up evidence.   Tom Hicks is   
   University of Texas man.  He is not a bonesman, however he and Bush are   
   tied in to big oil. Many other wealthy skull and Bones society members   
   have leverage with Hicks and in some degree, Theo.   
        Hicks paid back a big favor to fellow Texas Skull and Bonesman by   
   keeping the Best MLB player in history right where he belongs, in   
   beloved Texas.  Theo was powerless to negotiate against the wishes of a   
   fellow Skull and Bones cult members.   
        The irony here is Theo really wanted A rod in Bean town but the   
   elite society that assured him a position in MLB was a conflict of   
   interest that could not be overcome.  Theo couldn't go to Henry or   
   Lucchino because Membership to the Skull and bones fraternity is so   
   super secret.  Theo's life would be in danger if he crossed a fellow   
   skull or their financial schemes. I can only imagine the internal   
   struggle that Theo must be going through during this Chanukah season.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)