XPost: rec.humor, soc.senior.issues, soc.retirement   
   From: tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com   
      
   Then maggie says:   
   >Hi all,   
   >   
   >I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.   
      
   Whoa there Maggie! New members have to meet some qualifications.   
   Is your IQ above 40? Can you think of at least 5 synonyms for   
   "toilet?" Do you scare very easily? (Greg Evans posts here.)   
      
   >I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago   
   >Tribune,   
      
   Sure, make enough contributions and anybody can get syndicated.   
      
   >have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday   
   >and other publications.   
      
   Better pick them up. After 30 days they give them to Canada.   
      
   >My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and   
   >Canada.   
      
   Damn, you must have the longest intestinal tract I've ever seen.   
   Except for Larry.   
      
   >Aside from writing, dogs are my passion,   
      
   Hmmmm. Well, I guess you pass the initiation.   
      
   >and I bought a cabin in   
   >California's high mountains so my Siberian Husky could have fun in the   
   >snow.   
      
   I'd hide away too if I did that sort of thing.   
      
   >Twice divorced,   
      
   Were they Siberian Huskies too?   
      
   >I have two children, a daughter living in Boston, and   
   >a son in L.A.   
      
   What, the son's not living? Oh, right. L.A.   
      
   >sign up for my free   
   >column if you want -- it's usually pretty funny.   
      
   It's always good to provide a testimonial.   
      
   >I belong to the Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop and a bunch of other   
   >good organizations, even one in England.   
      
   Yeah, we've all visited Nemo's lab too. Glad you escaped the   
   villagers with their torches and pitchforks.   
      
   >Thanks.   
   >Maggie   
      
   On the 1 in 1,000 chance you have any intention of participating,   
   welcome, and here's our cast of idiots:   
      
   http://google.com/groups?selm=410ea76f_1@news.vic.com   
      
   Milt   
      
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