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   Torah of Noah   
   The 253 Official Rules of the Kingdom of Noah   
   (aka The Kingdom of Noah Torah)   
       
   1. Thou Shalt Not Kill   
   2. Thou Shalt Do No Violence   
   3. Thou Shalt Not Eat Blood   
   4. Thou Shalt enjoy thy rock & roll, but thou shalt not let the party get out   
   of hand   
   5. Thou Shalt enjoy thy wine, but thou again shalt not let the party get out   
   of hand   
   6. Thy Rock & Roll parties on Saturday Night is generally the best way to go   
   7. Thou Shalt not have thy personal rock and roll up too loud, and make sure   
   it gets lower and lower as the night goes on to allow people their proper rest   
   8. Thou shalt have thy teeth cleaned by water when you can   
   9. Thou shalt get a good diet which must include some fruits and vegetables   
   for proper health   
   10. Thou shalt not eat too much meat - keep it to a minimum - too much is not   
   good for the health   
   11. Thou shalt be concerned about thy health   
   12. Thou Shalt agree that you should not covet too much land to the detriment   
   of thy neighbour's right to also live on the land - you should not try and   
   take it all, simply because you think you can just buy it, but you shall share   
   your land and property    
   with your neighbour to ensure peace, happiness, and enjoyment for all   
   13. Thou shalt share thy natural resources of thy nation fairly amongst the   
   citizens   
   14. Thou shalt trade in equity, fairness and justice with all nations - do not   
   attempt to prosper over them, but ensure they do not rip you off either - you   
   shall have equitable, just and fair trade agreements   
   15. Thou shalt make thy spare national resources available to other nations in   
   exchange for their own resources which you can utilize   
   16. Thou shalt trade fair resources for fair resources - neither party should   
   profit unjustly over the other   
   17. Thou shalt have concern for thy neighbours welfare and ensure they have   
   access to life, liberty, happiness and the pursuit of their dreams   
   18. Thou Shalt Wash Yourself after Sexual Relations to ensure no unpleasant   
   substances affect you or others   
   19. Thou Shalt Wash yourself regularly and keep yourself clean   
   20. Thou Shalt Keep Tidy   
   21. Thou Shalt realize that men have penises and women have vaginas - and that   
   there is a difference between men and women in the way that God designed them   
   22. Thou shalt realize that a feminine culture is a good idea for females and   
   that a masculine culture is a good idea for males   
   23. Thou Shalt Wash Your Clothes   
   24. Thou Shalt Wear Clothes so as not to embarrass other people through thine   
   nakedness   
   25. Thou Shalt Not Eat the Forbidden Fruit   
   26. Thou Shalt Not Steal   
   27. Thou Shalt Not Rape   
   28. Thou Shalt Wait until Puberty - Nature's Signal - before practicing sexual   
   relations   
   29. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, as fucking around if you have oathed to   
   stay loyal to a partner is a sign of corruption and dishonour   
   30. Thou Shalt realize that a woman who has children to more than one man is   
   not wise   
   31. Thou Shalt Honour Marriages as the foundation of a stable society   
   32. Thou Shalt Treat each other with kindness and respect to build a stable   
   society of trust and respect   
   33. Thou Shalt realize that gay men can not fuck each other and have babies   
   34. Thou Shalt realize that the idea of gay marriages is pretty fucking stupid   
   as they can't make fucking babies   
   35. Thou Shalt realize that the Apostle Paul, in advocating that the Laws of   
   God are redundant in Christ, is something of a dimwit as we need fucking rules   
   to organize society, and thus Christian dogma is just pretty damn stupid   
   36. Thou Shalt have fair and true justice and judgements   
   37. Thou Shalt not kidnap people   
   38. Thou Shalt have a welfare system, thou shalt encourage education, and thou   
   shalt attempt to contribute lawfulness and wisdom to the society to profit   
   those dedicated to eternal life   
   39. Thou Shalt budget carefully to ensure your spending is upon the important   
   needs to maintain your household   
   40. Thou Shalt exercise prudence and caution when it comes to the company and   
   friendships that you keep - remember, not every supposed friend will act in   
   your best interests or care for you properly   
   41. Thou Shalt keep honest and true land boundary records   
   42. Thou Shalt honour the law   
   43. Thou Shalt not appoint a corrupt judge to office, and thou shalt dismiss a   
   corrupt judge from office   
   44. Thou Shalt not consult demonic entities for witchcraft   
   45. Thou Shalt realize that Astrology is bullshit   
   46. Thou Shalt realize that Tarot is a joke   
   47. Thou Shalt realize that Magic is unethical manipulation of the rights of   
   others through spellcraft   
   48. Thou Shalt know that many people are offended by faggotry   
   49. Thou Shalt know that transsexuals make some people vomit   
   50. Thou Shalt realize that tattoos really suck in looking at them   
   51. Thou Shalt know that coveting other peoples stuff leads to jealousy and   
   envy and theft   
   52. Thou Shalt get thine own stuff instead of being envious of thy neighbours   
   53. Thou Shalt have concern for thine parents because they are raising you and   
   feeding you in this world   
   54. Thou Shalt not honour thy parents wishes if they intend sin for thee   
   55. Thou Shalt not get drunk in public places - it inevitably leads to   
   embarrassing behaviour and violence   
   56. Thou Shalt not smoke cigarettes - they lead to cancer and a shitload of   
   horrible diseases   
   57. Thou Shalt avoid illicit drugs - they only kill you in the end   
   58. Thou Shalt observe the traffic rules - if you speed, you will inevitably   
   kill others or yourself   
   59. Thou Shalt ignore rabbinic hypocrisy - they are corrupt and full of   
   gentile hating sin   
   60. Thou Shalt not be proud of thine own efforts, for pride corrupts the heart   
   into thinking itself greater than it actually is   
   61. Thou Shalt realize that God made everything and designed everything - why   
   is thine boast in a vain idol, a vain statue, a vain human, who sins   
   constantly???   
   62. Thou Shalt realize that your vain kings and queens are puffed up with   
   pride, and attempting to usurp authority in place of God and his laws, which   
   are true and just forever   
   63. Thou Shalt realize that all civil codes are corrupted by human logic, not   
   that of the divine, and allow sin in great quantities to prosper unchecked   
   64. Thou Shalt realize that freedom of religion is freedom to sin, which is   
   inevitable death, and regard all such societal rules which allow this as   
   corrupt   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)