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|    Homosexual Injects 18 'Doses' of Semen I    |
|    17 Jan 19 18:23:41    |
      XPost: alt.politics.homosexuality, alt.society.mental-health, al       .fan.rush-limbaugh       XPost: sac.politics       From: stupid.homosexuals@cnn.com              In a new case study, Irish doctors report the baffling case of a       33-year-old man who injected his own semen intravenously for a       year and a half, a self-developed “cure” intended to treat his       chronic back pain. It does not appear to have worked.              After reportedly injecting semen into his arm every month for 18       months, the man finally sought medical attention—but not for his       arm. The patient instead complained of “severe, sudden onset       lower pack pain,” having lifted a “heavy steel object” three       days beforehand. During his checkup, the doctor found a patch of       red swelling on his right forearm, after which the man admitted       he’d been injecting himself with his own semen using a       hypodermic needle he purchased online.              This time around, he had injected three “doses” of semen,       entering both his blood vessels and his muscles.              “This is the first reported case of semen injection for use as a       medical treatment,” the doctors at Adelaide and Meath Hospital       in Ireland wrote in the case study, titled “Semenly” Harmless       Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess,”       published in the Irish Medical Journal.              The swollen region grew and hardened around the area on his arm       where he’d injected his semen, and an x-ray revealed an area of       trapped air beneath the man’s skin. The doctors immediately       hospitalized the patient, treating him with an intravenous       antimicrobial therapy. After the patient’s back pain improved,       he discharged himself.              The doctors performed a search of the medical literature and       beyond, revealing not a single case of intravenous semen       injection for back pain. According to the case study:              Although there is a report of the effects of subcutaneous semen       injection into rats and rabbits, there were no cases of       intravenous semen injection into humans found across the       literature. A search of more eclectic internet sites and forums       found no other documentation of semen injection for back pain       treatment or other uses. Attempts at intravenous and arterial       injection of harmful substances such as mercury, gasoline,       charcoal lighter fluid, hydrochloric acid and hydrocarbon are       well described and are generally carried out in attempted       suicide as opposed to the case detailed above in which the       patient was aiming to relieve physical discomfort.              After dutifully reporting the first ever case of a man injecting       himself with his own semen to try to treat his back pain, the       authors offered a warning: It’s dangerous for the untrained to       perform intravenous injections on themselves, especially when       they’re injecting things that aren’t supposed to be injected       into veins, like semen.              This isn’t the first time we’ve seen something... like this.       Perhaps this case reminds you of Aaron Traywick, the deceased       biohacker who once gave himself an unregulated herpes treatment       in front of a crowd.              The doctors behind the new case study note that the semen-       injecting patient demonstrates the risks of experimenting on       yourself prior to safety-assessed clinical research.              https://gizmodo.com/man-injects-18-doses-of-semen-into-arm-to-       cure-back-pai-1831817131              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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