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   Marvin Barley to All   
   The Animal Farm   
   27 Feb 22 05:40:35   
   
   From: andronicus451@gmail.com   
      
   I am an employee at the Animal farm and I have been feeding the Great Bear   
   with nutrients for a long time.   
      
   All of a sudden, the Great Bear has despised nutrients and longed for some   
   fresh meat, satisfying his hunting instincts which I couldn't, and preyed on   
   his younger next-of-kin Little Bear.   
      
   The Little Bear has been looking at The Bald Eagle's free flight, and at the   
   Black Eagle's efficiency and wisdom, and he longed for that freedom. The   
   Little Bear wanted to fly, or at least be in the company of the Lion, king of   
   the animals.   
      
   That made the Great Bear very angry. He threatened that he will incinerate   
   both the Forrest and the Savannah, some matches fell to the floor and he   
   already had burned the Great Bear Great Library, very renowned by other   
   animals, but something which he    
   never truly understood.   
      
   The Great Bear was also very angry because his females and female cubs have   
   been insulted and traded. That was understandable, but the same thing happened   
   to his cousin the Little Bear, so his anger seemed misplaced.   
      
   All the animals agreed, led by the Lion and the Eagles, that they will stop   
   supplying the Great Bear with healthy nutrients. I have relented though, for I   
   remained to feed the cubs, lest they turn into Bear-eating cannibal bears too.   
      
   So the Day Three on the Animal farm ended.   
      
   I crossed my hands in dismay, as I have been feeding the Red Dragon with   
   nutrients, too. And he might want some fresh flesh instead, too. This might be   
   the innate nature of the Beasts. I wondered if they can be tamed, at least not   
   to incinerate the    
   Forest and the Savannah.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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