From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part M - Daryl Kabatoff   
   May 21st 2023 11:59 am 200,495 words (232 pages)   
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our   
   society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without   
   preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
   Levels of Fertility:   
      
   Hitler was a Catholic and capped his blinkin’ evergreen tree idol with an   
   Egyptian dink. Hitler knew the power of placing a symbol of fertility on top   
   of another symbol of fertility. But why did Hitler cap his blinkin’   
   fertility tree with an Egyptian    
   penis rather than with a star, which represents the sun, another symbol of   
   fertility?!!! And why didn’t Hitler place a star on top of the Egyptian   
   penis and then place the whole affair on top of a blinkin’ tree, it would be   
   three levels of fertility    
   idols, one above the other above the other?!!! Probababbly Hitler lost the war   
   because Stalin did just that, Stalin had a star mounted on top of his Egyptian   
   dink which was mounted on top of his blinkin’ tree, and it was a military   
   secret. Hitler also    
   lost the war because he used the railways to transport Jews to death camps,   
   trains carrying food, munitions and other war supplies were sidelined in order   
   to transport the Jews to ovens and mass graves. And then there was the issue   
   of Hitler being    
   traumatized by having to paint the fat-assed women in Vienna. Anyway, some   
   arsehole dictator may yet come along and stick a fish on top of a star placed   
   upon an Egyptian dink mounted upon a blinkin’ evergreen tree, and people   
   would vote for him because    
   it is tradition to vote for those who pose beside the blinkin’idols. It is a   
   serious matter because if you do it wrong and lose the war you may end up with   
   wooden stake or a tree trunk shoved up your rectum (Proverbs 1:24-26).    
      
   Anyway, God proclaims in Scripture that it ENRAGES Him when He sees you   
   arseholes turn trees into decorated idols. The end result of turning trees   
   into decorated idols is that you get to lose your nations to members of   
   alternative fertility cults. You    
   have a choice, you may either turn trees into decorated idols and mock,   
   slander, libel, shun, rob, assault and torture to death in psychiatric   
   facilities those who criticize your pagan idolatry, and end up getting a tree   
   trunk shoved up your arsehole, or    
   you may be silent about it all and still lose your nations and still get a   
   tree trunk shoved up your arsehole. Or you may try to tell people that God   
   proclaims in Scripture that it ENRAGES Him when He sees you arseholes turn   
   trees into decorated idols    
   and get mocked, slandered, libeled, shunned, robbed, assaulted and tortured,   
   and have a needle stuck in your bum. The choice is yours. It starts by mocking   
   those who tell you that Scripture condemns turning trees into decorated idols,   
   tell the individual    
   that they are wearing a tinfoil hat and that they should shut their God-damned   
   mouths and take another pill.   
      
      
   The Story of Amy Sedgwick:   
      
   After the first injection Amy Sedgwick noticed that she had numbness in her   
   feet and so decided to take the booster, then she died. Obviously she failed   
   to get a big enough tree and decorate it to a great enough degree. They are   
   fertility idols, they    
   will restore your fertility and save your nations. Perhaps she failed to drape   
   enough tinfoil on her blinkin' tree. Or perhaps she failed to get the lights   
   to blink fast enough. Or more likely she failed to cap her pagan fertility   
   idol with a miniature    
   glittering golden Egyptian obelisk (penis) or with a miniature shiny silver   
   Egyptian obelisk (penis). How can the fertility tree be effective and maintain   
   your fertility if you arseholes fail to cap the damn thing with an Egyptian   
   penis? Capping your    
   fertility tree idol with a miniature Egyptian penis is like getting a booster.   
   The churches taught her to turn trees into decorated idols, many of these   
   churches cap their roofs with miniature Egyptian penises, then they also teach   
   the sheep to cap their    
   blinkin' trees with Egyptian penises as well. Why did she not listen to the   
   crap and cap her blinkin' tree with an Egyptian penis? The magic of the   
   fertility tree idol is impaired when one doth not cap it with the secondary   
   fertility idol, and she lost    
   her fertility and then her life. Now her family members will attend the church   
   and hear assurances that she is up in heaven with Mary, looking down and   
   protecting them all, and so they will hand over yet more cash as the   
   assurances sound so good. Likely    
   she was twitching, convulsing and necrotizing before she died, likely her   
   vagina was necrotizing from the snake venom in the injections and she stunk   
   like death before she died, now Amy can be the patron saint of the necrotizing   
   vaginas. And it is all    
   because she failed to cap her pagan fertility tree idol with the secondary   
   Egyptian pagan fertility idol. The family may now place a decorated fertility   
   tree wreath made from a branch of her decorated fertility tree blinkin' idol   
   upon her grave stone.    
   Maybe if you also cap her grave stone with a miniature Egyptian dink as well   
   she will rise up from the dead. How can it hurt?   
      
      
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