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|    Squeak Squeak to All    |
|    Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores    |
|    26 Aug 23 15:54:51    |
      From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca              Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part C - Daryl Kabatoff       August 26th 2023 11:41 am 219,576 words (258 pages)                       “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to       me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,       replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin       Trudeau, when asked to comment        on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,       without the aid of a writer              “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime       Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a       writer              “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our       society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without       preparation, without the aid of a writer              “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard                      Millions of dollars can be saved annually if the city grades and blows the       snow off the streets and onto the boulevards and onto people’s front lawns,       as opposed to loading trucks and transporting the snow away. Stop polluting       the streets with salt.        And rather than send grass clippings to the dump, let the foliage decompose       right on the streets and in the back alleys, or preferably in your own yards,       for it turns into dirt and will be useful for your gardens. Learn how to pick       up the garbage on the        street and blowing onto people’s lawns, while leaving behind the lawn       clippings and decomposing garden waste. Bending down and picking up scrap       pieces of paper and plastic is beneficial to your health and you will feel       better when you gaze out of your        window and see an environment that is not littered with garbage. It is largely       the renters who are tossing the garbage (including needles) around, they have       no sense of dignity, they feel no shame, people act like animals. We should be       expelling the        people who are haphazardly discarding needles, perhaps stick these people on       an island in northern Saskatchewan for a period. Saskatoon’s Aviation       Department could periodically send an aircraft and parachute in some supplies.       Their DNA is on the        needles, we should be able to find these people and catch them in the act.       Millions of dollars would be saved for each time we prevent a person from       being accidentally jabbed by one of these discarded needles.                An end to attempting to stop river banks from slumping. The costs involved       in attempting to save a home or two located along the river bank far exceeds       the value of the homes, and that cost should not be borne by taxpayers. The       people who desire to        save their homes when the river banks start slumping should be free to attempt       to stop the slumping on their own. Maybe dig a few deep holes and pour a few       steel-reinforced concrete piles, don’t look for assistance from city       engineers nor any other        city employee. Get some of them fancy blinkin’ lights to indicate that your       property is slumping, make the best of your situation. You can’t be too       safe, if your property is slumping then consider painting your house a bright       yellow as a warning to        others. If your property is slumping during your pagan winter fertility       festival, then get your inflatable Santa Claus to blink on and off as well.               We should periodically run races around the city on Circle Drive, in order       to allow normal traffic to continue to function during the races would require       building both underpasses and overpasses. The races could generate money that       could be used to        fund overpasses, underpasses, seating and washroom facilities. Additional       money can be manufactured specifically for City of Saskatoon infrastructure       projects (see The Grip of Death by Rowbotham). Many seniors don’t take walks       downtown due to lack of        adequate washroom facilities. If we had washrooms and seating for seniors,       then the seniors would have somewhere to spend their leisure time. Often the       seniors have to urinate frequently and can’t easily walk the entire length       of a downtown city block.        We could have washrooms downtown specifically for seniors (perhaps people 60       or over) that open with a swipe of a card, other washrooms for younger people       that are opened in the same fashion. The cadets will get photographs of       alcoholics exposing        themselves and urinating near the bars, the fines get split between the cadets       who need money to buy guns and ammo to improve their shooting skills, and with       the city which needs to make washrooms in downtown areas for seniors and for       others. The        alcoholics need to be educated to urinate and defecate before they depart from       a bar and should pay for the education on their own. And we will need       washrooms along Circle Drive to accommodate the spectators of the races, and       of course, bleachers and        barricades, some of it funded by drunks who urinate in public places. Those       who urinate and defecate in public and then don’t have the money to pay the       fines, can join with the people who toss needles around and live on remote       isolated islands in        Northern Saskatchewan. Anyway, if I was mayor of Saskatoon, that is what I       would do.               Rowbotham says we can create debt-free money out of thin air. I propose we       issue special infrastructure coinage, the coinage would contains an alloy of       silver, gold and platinum, but would only contain trace amounts of the more       expensive metals. We        would issue the coins in different denominations and pay for the project with       these coins instead of with Canadian dollars. If we upgraded Circle Drive so       that we could take this road offline periodically to run races, money       (Canadian dollars) would be        generated and that money could be used to buy back the special issue       infrastructure coinage. Similarly if we build a velodrome we could have       bicycle races, and we could obtain admission revenue and gambling revenue. A       velodrome should prove to be so        popular among the bicycle racers that it could be always left open.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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