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   Squeak Squeak to All   
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores   
   26 Aug 23 15:54:51   
   
   From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part C - Daryl Kabatoff   
   August 26th 2023 11:41 am 219,576 words (258 pages)					   
      
    		   
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our   
   society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without   
   preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
     Millions of dollars can be saved annually if the city grades and blows the   
   snow off the streets and onto the boulevards and onto people’s front lawns,   
   as opposed to loading trucks and transporting the snow away. Stop polluting   
   the streets with salt.    
   And rather than send grass clippings to the dump, let the foliage decompose   
   right on the streets and in the back alleys, or preferably in your own yards,   
   for it turns into dirt and will be useful for your gardens. Learn how to pick   
   up the garbage on the    
   street and blowing onto people’s lawns, while leaving behind the lawn   
   clippings and decomposing garden waste. Bending down and picking up scrap   
   pieces of paper and plastic is beneficial to your health and you will feel   
   better when you gaze out of your    
   window and see an environment that is not littered with garbage. It is largely   
   the renters who are tossing the garbage (including needles) around, they have   
   no sense of dignity, they feel no shame, people act like animals. We should be   
   expelling the    
   people who are haphazardly discarding needles, perhaps stick these people on   
   an island in northern Saskatchewan for a period. Saskatoon’s Aviation   
   Department could periodically send an aircraft and parachute in some supplies.   
   Their DNA is on the    
   needles, we should be able to find these people and catch them in the act.   
   Millions of dollars would be saved for each time we prevent a person from   
   being accidentally jabbed by one of these discarded needles.    
      
      An end to attempting to stop river banks from slumping. The costs involved   
   in attempting to save a home or two located along the river bank far exceeds   
   the value of the homes, and that cost should not be borne by taxpayers. The   
   people who desire to    
   save their homes when the river banks start slumping should be free to attempt   
   to stop the slumping on their own. Maybe dig a few deep holes and pour a few   
   steel-reinforced concrete piles, don’t look for assistance from city   
   engineers nor any other    
   city employee. Get some of them fancy blinkin’ lights to indicate that your   
   property is slumping, make the best of your situation. You can’t be too   
   safe, if your property is slumping then consider painting your house a bright   
   yellow as a warning to    
   others. If your property is slumping during your pagan winter fertility   
   festival, then get your inflatable Santa Claus to blink on and off as well.   
      
      We should periodically run races around the city on Circle Drive, in order   
   to allow normal traffic to continue to function during the races would require   
   building both underpasses and overpasses. The races could generate money that   
   could be used to    
   fund overpasses, underpasses, seating and washroom facilities. Additional   
   money can be manufactured specifically for City of Saskatoon infrastructure   
   projects (see The Grip of Death by Rowbotham). Many seniors don’t take walks   
   downtown due to lack of    
   adequate washroom facilities. If we had washrooms and seating for seniors,   
   then the seniors would have somewhere to spend their leisure time. Often the   
   seniors have to urinate frequently and can’t easily walk the entire length   
   of a downtown city block.    
   We could have washrooms downtown specifically for seniors (perhaps people 60   
   or over) that open with a swipe of a card, other washrooms for younger people   
   that are opened in the same fashion. The cadets will get photographs of   
   alcoholics exposing    
   themselves and urinating near the bars, the fines get split between the cadets   
   who need money to buy guns and ammo to improve their shooting skills, and with   
   the city which needs to make washrooms in downtown areas for seniors and for   
   others. The    
   alcoholics need to be educated to urinate and defecate before they depart from   
   a bar and should pay for the education on their own. And we will need   
   washrooms along Circle Drive to accommodate the spectators of the races, and   
   of course, bleachers and    
   barricades, some of it funded by drunks who urinate in public places. Those   
   who urinate and defecate in public and then don’t have the money to pay the   
   fines, can join with the people who toss needles around and live on remote   
   isolated islands in    
   Northern Saskatchewan. Anyway, if I was mayor of Saskatoon, that is what I   
   would do.   
      
      Rowbotham says we can create debt-free money out of thin air. I propose we   
   issue special infrastructure coinage, the coinage would contains an alloy of   
   silver, gold and platinum, but would only contain trace amounts of the more   
   expensive metals. We    
   would issue the coins in different denominations and pay for the project with   
   these coins instead of with Canadian dollars. If we upgraded Circle Drive so   
   that we could take this road offline periodically to run races, money   
   (Canadian dollars) would be    
   generated and that money could be used to buy back the special issue   
   infrastructure coinage. Similarly if we build a velodrome we could have   
   bicycle races, and we could obtain admission revenue and gambling revenue. A   
   velodrome should prove to be so    
   popular among the bicycle racers that it could be always left open.   
      
      
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