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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Mar 11, 2025, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.2D8019AE00E8E42D70000150638F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > From the “Waxing Clamshell to Blood Moon” thread   
   > on alt.religion.druid :   
   >   
   > "And if some criminals were using their special ability for   
   > negative purposes, it has been removed and replaced   
   > with a benign ability. For example, Vladimir Putin’s   
   > far hearing ability has been removed and replaced   
   > with aquaculture special ability (a new ability that is   
   > like green thumb, animal husbandry, and healer,   
   > only for fish and other non-mammal sea creatures,   
   > including coral).”   
   >   
   > Straight-type-2-M Vladimir Putin’s unconsummated old   
   > lock has been rendered incomplete and his formerly   
   > lesbian gymnast partner has turned bif, so they are now   
   > optimally sexually compatible, and I again recommend that   
   > they retire to his yacht.   
   >   
   > However, unlike what I said before, he is not an   
   > assisted shaktipat recipient, since they are restricted   
   > to minor criminal or better now.   
   >   
   > There won’t be negative charisma modulation for   
   > probably another three days.   
   >   
   > But if Putin is experiencing warning signs, he should   
   > consult someone ordained to priest level or equivalent   
   > or higher, who should now have confession divination   
   > ability and can meditate (or pray meditatively) on the   
   > best course of action for themself or other, which might   
   > evolve some in the next three days.   
      
   Well, I failed again, and am trying again this evening,   
   and in the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf,   
   eventually the Wolf did come.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;   
   And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)