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   Stonehenge Heelstone"    
   Re: Monk, Here's What Happened:   
   27 Apr 19 09:56:09   
   
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   On Saturday, April 27, 2019 at 9:30:48 AM UTC-5, Tabernacle Mishkan @   
   Stonehenge Heelstone wrote:   
   > Monk, Here's What Happened:   
   > __________________________________   
   >    
   > I fucked Eve (Hottie H. Erectus) and She had Adam.   
   > Then Adam fucked Eve and She had Three boys.   
   > She wrote Down what Adam called Everyone.   
   >    
   > the Father is Adam Adam the Mother fucker,   
   > the Son of God (Eve née Magdalene).   
   >    
   > [ 780,000 Years Later...]   
   >    
   > I fucked Mary (Hottie H. Sapien) and She had Iesus.   
   > Then Iesus fucked Mary and She had Many kids.   
   > She wrote Down what Iesus called Everything.   
   >    
   > the Father is Iesus Christ the Mother fucker,   
   > the Son of God (Mary née Magdalene).   
   >    
   > So mother Fuckers are Everybody.   
   > https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mother%20fucker   
   >    
   > The Holy Ghost:   
   > O LUCIFER,   
   > The Devil,   
   > Satan   
   > __________________________________   
   >    
   > First is The Adam's Family   
   > & last The Christ Family.   
   > (née Magdalene both)   
   >    
   > [ 782,000 Years Later...]   
   >    
   > Monk, it's a Freakin'   
   > Monster Movie!   
   >    
   > LOL   
   >    
   > Doctor VICTOR   
   > Denkenstein   
      
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