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   The Holy Ghost to Jesus   
   Jesus said, "Don't get Cute with Me!", t   
   11 Aug 19 08:26:03   
   
   From: DoctorDenkenstein@aol.com   
      
   Jesus said, "Don't get Cute with Me!", to His kids.   
      
   >They had seven (7) of the Cutest little devils you ever did see.   
   >Jesus the Father, the Son, cast (delivered) them all Himself.   
   Spoiler's the sower of the seeds parable there way too soon.   
   Ever wonder what Jesus did for 18 years with 7 little devils?   
   What about Virgin Mary Magdalene, what was She doing?   
      
   Joseph was sterile and Mary was virgin.   
   Blessed Virgin Mary Magdalene's kids:   
      
   0. JESUS, "the little Angel when He was good,   
   the Cutest little Devil when He was bad."   
   1. JAMES, "the little angel when he was good,   
   the Cutest little devil when he was bad."   
   2. SARAH, "the little angel when she was good,   
   the Cutest little devil when she was bad."   
   3. JOSEPH, "the little angel when he was good,   
   the Cutest little devil when he was bad."   
   4. ELIZABETH, "the little angel when she was good,   
   the Cutest little devil when she was bad."   
   5. SIMON, "the little angel when he was good,   
   the Cutest little devil when he was bad."   
   6. MARY, "the little angel when she was good,   
   the Cutest little devil when she was bad."   
   7. JUDAS, "the little angel when he was good,   
   the Cutest little devil when he was bad."   
      
   >How did the Blessed Virgin Mary Magdalene die?   
   Let's get back to this now that we know Joseph   
   died when Jesus was 12 and he became the   
   Father of the house Sowing his Wild oats   
   w/ Blessed Virgin Mary Magdalene, 24.   
      
   http://boards.4channel.org/x/thread/23183793   
   http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/23183793   
      
   Jesus' kids: 1-7.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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