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"Brian fades into last!" - Larry

Elizabeth, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate

Unable to locate coffee -- Operator Asleep!

Ura Redneck if your truck has ever been the scene of a crime

oxymoron:  chicken fingers

Kirk: "What were those symptoms?"   Spock:"Not violent at this stage."

Sign on front lawn:  "Free Dog Sh*t  -  U-Pick!"

Xmas Carol >> Olive, the other reindeer...

Ok @FN@, I'll come to bed in a minute.

LSD: Virtual Reality without the expensive hardware

'95 = Macintosh '87` Windows '95:  Proof positive that Barnum was

"Brown Spots on the Wall" - By Who Flung Pooh

Read health books with care - you might die of a misprint.

OSTEOPATHS do it until you feel no pain.

God created Adam first so he'd have a chance to talk.

Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to us Dragons!

From the Water Tower in Burbank, CA

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

What're you up to, Brain

You must have an IQ of at least half a million.  Popeye

No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!!

Does your disk always make that "screeee..." sound?

Pretend you are suffering from amnesia and don't remember your name

He's DEAD, Jim! You get his teeth. --McCoy.

Oh look, Paula, my pants fell down

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