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TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
What do you call a man in a bathtub?  Dwayne

A man's gotta know his own limitations.

What goes clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, bang?  Amish drive-by shooting.

No animals were mistreated in the production of this mess

'If it's God's will, who gets the money?'

"It's just a harmless little bunny"

URA Redneck if your other truck is made by John Deere.

Men don't know what bidets are. -Why women like bidets #2 -JCF

Captain Orville, experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun.

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful

Vulcans do not approve of violence. -- Spock, "Journey to Babel"

Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?

"I'd rather see you in jail!" -- Robin

Can NEVER get enough... More, more, more....  *grin*

ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay!

Deaf exp #26: "What does it mean to be deaf?"

(A)bort, (R)etry, (N)i!

(A)bort (R)epent (I)gnorant?

"I am the Key Master." - Sam

URA Redneck If U've been too drunk to fish.

Racing is better than sex... You get a kiss from Ms. Snap On Tools.

Our only greatness is that we aspire. - Ingelow

*  - Tribble.      ^*^  - Dead Tribble.

ERROR #0056: Nut loose on keyboard (is it necessary to explain this?).

Fidonet just IS.  It's a Zen thing

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