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KEYBOARD (n.): A device for entering errors into a computer.

Hey! I don't remember @TOFIRST@.XXX being in the holodeck before

Zwei peanuts walking down ze strasse. One was assaulted!

Janitors do it with mops and brooms.

Sex, n. - Fleeting pleasure at exobirant cost and ridiculous positions

"If dee wishes to depart, dee may leave now." T'Pau

REAL programmers use: COPY CON <program>.EXE

GAINING MOMENTUM....HAMMER

Famous Last Words #24:  "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."

Kinky: Using a Feather. Perverted: Using the chicken!

Look out, it's the Sex Ray!  WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA

Q: What does O.J. Simpson and a murderer have in common?

You leave me breathless

Veni, Vidi, Vomiti:  I came, I saw, I got sick!

CONCLUSION:  The place where you get tired of thinking.

Join Campus Crusade for Cthulhu, call 1-800-OLD-ONES TODAY!

A bellybutton is for parking your gum on the way down.

Union Labor -- Doin' the Least for the Most.

Zaphod's just this guy, you know?- Gag Halfront

Ze human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.  Even with a chainsaw.

Orville, The Mad Quoter!

No Shirt-No Shoes-No Tie---No messages.....;-)

A perverted mind is a terrible thing to waste

Difference between Windows and a virus? Viruses never fail

Life is a highway and it's backed up for 2 miles!

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