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Yo' momma's so short she can bungee-jump off a curb!

FROINLEVIN!/Animaniacs

The Borg Telephone Co.: Subscribers' wishes are irrelevant.

Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother nature is a bitch.

Zen order: Make me none with everything

"Lucky shot." Hercules

 * <- Tribble  * * * <- Delta Tribbles

The longer you wait in line, the greater the probability that it is the wrong
line

Many pages make a crowded castle.

Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for <>...ribbit

Be bold in what you STAND for and careful what you FALL for.

VISOR - (V)ery (I)ncredibly (S)tupid (O)rgan (R)eplacement

Left handers DO IT right.

Well I was born too late to be a Rolling Stone

ERROR: Credit litmit reached. Pawn kids? ÄYÅ,n

Life is the soft thing with two heads. - Mutant Raccoon

Bad Band Name #483: Rats For Friends

Your dead Krueger. -Alice

Whats the difference between an idiot and a smoker?   Ans. NOTHING!

Mysterious meat/manufactured in secret/who can bear to watch?

Tis better to have loved a short than to never have loved a tall

Today's special is all the caviar you can eat for $600.

PRE-TEST: A test made too early

We could hope that they might be burned by a gasoline truck.

Roofers do it on tar paper sheets.

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