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Jesus loves you.... everyone else thinks you are a moron

PEDIDDEL - A car with only one working headlight.

Bang! I'm dead!

You think he's off somewhere recharging his energy cells? - Chekov

 * <- Tribble  + <- Emaciated Tribble

Zero to sixty in about an hour - Tom on VW bug

So, the MAN's coming down hard - Mike as cheesy hippy

Quadratic sport fishing.

Justice is always my business. - The Tick

Off the keyboard, over the modem, nothing but net.

ZAPPA: And you are my sofa.

Set theorists do it with cardinals.

Oxymoron: General Specificity

Everything is in readiness, master.  -- Riff Raff

Be sure to get a brand new chin - Crow on weasely guy

Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Flintstone!"  McCoy -"He's Fred, Jim."

Yo mama so stupid, she puts a ruler by bed to see how long she slept!

A blond traded her menstrual cycle in for a Honda

oxymoron:  expert business system.

Men do not mind bust in mouth if provided by voluptious lady.

A mugged liberal becomes a conservative...or he was a was a masochist

((wrong && wrong) != right) 

Man who fart in church, sit in pew alone. - Confucius

A battle cannot be fought without sacrifices.  -Moltke

<lightning> <Gamera's eye lights up>"Gamera, you're on the
air!"Servo

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