MSGID: 1:317/3 62fde3c0
PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress

Come in @N@, my fancy-pansy nancy boy!

Safe sex used to mean making sure the door was locked.

Just a sweet twansvestite fwom Twansexual, Twansylvania

I did it. I killed them all -- Timothy

URA Redneck If Ur tattoo says "Mother" and it's misspelled

Hey, @F... are *you* in the physics club?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

Y'Know, those witty message-ending one-liners :)

Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!

Blond usually hear this after sex: honey, I'm home

God loves you.  Everyone else thinks you're an ass.

Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA

Clu Gulager is Gilligan in Gulliver's Travels - Mike

Reading taglines has been shown to cause cancer in lab animals.

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x <-- Borg running from my homeworld.

Nobody _expects_ the Spanish Inquisition

*   <- Tribble      o  <- Bald tribble

I'm not born again - the Goddess got it right the first time.

Knock it off, you bald boob! - Bart to Homer

Unbiased opinion is an oxymoron

Do not stand in the shadows

Kids come running for the great taste of Sampo!

Reduce - Recycle - Re-use

"Bother," said Pooh, as Buchanan bulldozed the Gays

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