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URAT, if you say On Screen to turn your TV on.

You're about as bright as a black hole

Geronimo! - Dot

X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

This is what it sounds like when doves cry.  -- Prince

XMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one!

EPT: Erase Process Table

You can't tell the depth of a well by the length of the pump handle

A hot tub has melted many an ice cube.

Prepare yourself for the Great Depression of the 1990s

Unable to locate Coffee -- Genealogy Research Halted!

Jesus:Man shall not live by bread alone. Elvis:peanut butter & bananas

Never be afraid to mislabel a product. -- FRA # 239

No wonder this circuit failed..says 'Made in Japan'

"Dig - their pad, it's a museum" - Joey Gaynor, "The Addams Family"

Then Adam said, Boy I'd like to whip her snap

Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.

To teach is to learn.  - Japanese Proverb

Zen:When you become your true self, you've achieved zen

A kids idea on science: "We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't
drown when we breathe."

"I've spotted more blackbirds than you have", Tom crowed.

Men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. (John :)

Famous Last Words #52:  "Magic users are WIMPS!"

Let me introduce you to my undead friend

Hey, I found the BFG900...Really?...Yeah, turn around & I'll show ya

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