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You're a Redneck If U have ever financed a tattoo.

Orthopedists DO IT till it breaks

MOM'S HINT #109: Cookie dough is better than cookies.

"It's the amazing collossal dud!" -- Crow T. Robot

Emanuel SwedenBorg: Conversion is irrelevant. Hell WILL assimilate sinne

What's 20/20?                                    The IQ of twin blondes.

Have you been taught to be cautious?

Get this cheese to Sickbay!!!!!

Coming real soon - mouse support for Edlin !

Keep America beautiful ... properly dispose of all lawyers

The stupidest question is the one unasked.

ERROR:  Computer possessed.  Load EXOR.SYS? (Y/N)

Perhaps taxation without representation would be cheaper!

A crummy excuse beats no excuse

URA an Aussie Redneck if your name is John Elliot

FUNNY BOOK = May Flowers: April Showers

Darn fool toy!

My hard drive can't be full... I STILL HAVE SUBDIRECTORIES!

A political war is one in which everyone shoots from the lip

Famous Last Words #87:  "What pit?"

Men know life too early, women too late.

URA Redneck if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard

Please, you can pretend to be serious, but not witty.

Love and do what you will. - St. Augustine

Xmas Carol >> O come, froggy faithful

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