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Zingers? ... Hardly! The items were quite humorous.

Forrester: It's a nice day for a blood-letting!

Unicorns aren't nearly as mythical as virgins.

History, the mistakes that we cannot avoid in the future

Roadkill Cafe, located somewhere on the Information Superhighway.

Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music. - Nikki Harris

VOBIS: - Vomit On Bad Incompetent Service

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Radios will fail as soon as you need air support

Praise God!  Americans are armed and extremely dangerous

DIAPHRAGM................................Geometry diagram

My software has no bugs. It just develops random features

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it. - Super Chicken

A cute Blonde with a gun.. can go anywhere.. - Janier

Q "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!...Q ahhhh ummm

Quick...name ONE issue Clinton hasn't waffled on

Fast, Cheap, or Good. Pick two.

Commercial we'll _never_ see:  "Got Filk?"

They interrogated me for almost two days straight. Kim

Bakers knead it daily. (And so do I)

Paranoid?  Me?  Who said that...?

When the candles are out, all women are fair.

New Drink: Sour Kraut - schnapps and lemon juice.

Got a mind like a steel trap: rusty & banned in 19 states

Science asks "How?", Philosophy asks "Why", And cats don't care

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