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TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
Quit reading mail, load your word processor, and write that book!

Repeat after me: "I believe cappuchino is the dessert form of coffee."

KNOCK KNOCK!! "BATF! Open up or we'll gass your children!"

Nine out ten men who have tried Camels prefer women!

A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee i  To: CAL WEBSTER

ZAPPA: Aww Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato, I really am

KPLA, the radio station for Klingons:  All Klingon Opera, all the time

Hendrik_and_his_simulated_org.gif - fat suxx

James Borg 007 - Cybernetics are Forever.

Fact: 99.9% of homosexuals were raised by heterosexual parents.

God must love Christmas Ruggies - he made so many of them

Voters are stupid; lie and they shall believe... - Liberal Bible

Girl: Without Dazeer? * Joel: Without a brassiere?!?

Church of the Sub-Genius  Well, sh*t, Bob!

Tact: Knowing how far to go in going too far.

TV Truth: Every Englishman is classy, every Frenchmen a jerk

"Does that excuse your actions against us?" - Renimar Keth-Solamni

Violators will be prosecuted

Zap your mouse and put it out of its memory !

Janeway: Dorothy, Paris: Scarecrow, Chakotay: Tin Man, Kim: Toto

Gamera, you're complete baby! You're full of meat - Tom

Griffin's Thought: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last

Free the San Francisco 49ers!

URA Redneck If U buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.

Quarks new product:A bed for newlyweds with inertial dampeners fitted

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