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Steven Jobs slept here!

X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the imagination
is the plot

Oh, wow! What a party! Wow! - Crow

MOM'S HINT #304: Let them visit where you work.

Que es mi barco mi tesoro, que es mi Dios la libertad

Parents.         Couples that practise the rhythm method.

Rush Limbaugh - Hot Air Balloon With Mouthpiece.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay

URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and Colby at your cheese & wine parties

This Borg has disconnected himself. --Crosus

This recipe Baked Fresh Daily In Our Own Ovens!

No animals were harmed during the making of this film, except the cat!

Here's a tip. Have a point. - Steve Martin

"I'll notify your next of kin."- Cdr Jeffrey Sinclair

Violent agreement

 * <- Tribble  *. <- Female Tribble,"Not tonight, I started my period."

Prince Andrew's T-shirt: "Wanna See the Royal Jewels?"

Def: Optimist: A Yugo owner with a trailer hitch!

"I collect fairy tales", said Tom grimly.

Copy protection:  Just say no

Lucky Stiff Funeral Home: We put the FUN in funeral

Rob Moroso 1968-1990, 1989 Busch Grand National Champion

FOREPLAY.........................A term used when golfing

Quark: "I am not a killer!"   Odo: "No, but most of your friends are."

Let the sweetness on love wipe the tears from your face. - Queen

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