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PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
XVF: eXchange Virtue for Fun

Lt. Paris has gotten himself into torouble. Janeway

SHEBA SQUEALS!!!                             {Just checking, Shebers...}

A priest gets defrocked; does a hooker get unscrewed?

Help! I got stuck in OS/2 and I can't get out

B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses

Quid pro quest: Something for the Holy Grail.

Nuke me, Zorro

Quit bringing up reality, this is fun!

For exercise, men can walk. Women talk

ESP = Essentially Silly People!!

Jewish Telegram -- "Begin worrying.  Details to follow."

PIC: Punch Invalid Character

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't
what they want that they don't want it. -- Ogden Nash

KIRK:  Nobody listens unless you swear every other word.

ROFL            Rolling On Floor Laughing

When there weren't any crawdads, we ate sand - Tom

Virgin Steel. I went to school w/Virgil Steele - Mike

MOM'S HINT #165: Kids prefer hot dogs to duck a l'orange.

Krogt: The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards

Marriages tend to spoil perfectly good relationships.

Kilp Clop Kilp Clop *BANG* Kilp Clop Kilp Clop-Amish drive by

Even when you were looking up, you were looking down. - Delenn

Hallowed Be Thy Name -- Iron Maiden

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman
already knows.     --Frederick Ryder

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