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YOU can double your money, @TOFIRST@! Here's how: fold it in half!

Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating!

Famous last words:  "The DM won't let us die!"

(Bits of ice hitting hull) "Captain, we're being hailed."

Press <Ctrl-Alt-Del> now to access the Spam recipe file section

Kids are great!  Breaded toddlers,  deep fried,  YUMMY!

Ze human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.  Even with a chainsaw.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Overtime pay for police officers is called copper nitrate

Less is more.

You're having far too much fun at my expense.

When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk
carefully. -- Russian Proverb

              Neelix's Ocampa lover, Kes -- USS Voyager

The Battle of Bannockburn will never be forgotten by Scottish people

"Bother," said Pooh, as @F cheated on him

Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only
recaptured 116 of them?

A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.

You are cool and we are not.

Limbaugh: He *is* a Right-Wing Fatso!

CAUTION! Stupidity may prove fatal if used excessively.

Take a ride on the tide with the assassin at your side.

Hey, I've progressed! Stopped spelling it "geneology" last year!

You can have my two cents worth for free!!

Ura Montanan if you know Rocky Mountain Oysters are not seafood.

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