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Klingons--the Harley riders of the universe

Q: The God of lies? - Vash  They meant it affectionately

* <- Tribble     X        <- Tribble doing jumping jacks

Free to be Armed, Armed to be Free

Go shopping. Buy Stuff. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Salesman: To the first words I say when a lady answers the door--Miss, is your
mom at home?

Oh, ABE!!! One night at the Theatre isn't going to kill you.

A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like
it. -Alistair Cooke [1908-2004] 

Headline: New Jersey to be Moved

Yeah yeah Yosemite Sam, I know, you "Hates Rabbits". But when you think about
it, that rabbit you hate so much... well... he's your only friend isn't he
Yosemite... I want you to think about that befo

Yo'momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Quick, Dad!  Hook up the modem!  Data's about to say something!

Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her

You'll be enchanted and bemused by what you find! -- Mike Nelson

Sex -- when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad

Please wait  Moderator has exited to the race track...

Pssst  the Butler did it

You always hurt (Ouch)!..The one you love..(Yeek)!

Useless Invention: Downhill stair master.

"I didn't mean right now!" -- Troi

Flawed to perfection

Keep an open  mind,  but don't let your  brain fall out

Hard work never killed anybody...but why take chances?

HHGTTG: Evolution? Who needs it? - Vogons

I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.....Ooooh, donuts.

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