MSGID: 1:317/3 63958048
PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
Jesus is coming - if He's late, your next savior is free!

God invented women because sheep can't cook.

My family tree was used for firewood.

My Twit filter just twitted You.

VIRUS:  The computer world's version of natural selection.

Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns.

NASCAR - Where speed excels!

FRENCH TICKLER............A guy with a feather from Paris

Liberal Rule  #3 - Arguments are lost only to bigots.

Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Mickey, Goofey

Even for an alien, this one is pretty alien

Faulty logic -- a foundation for certain failure.

Every mosquito bite in history was caused by a female.

* <- Tribble  *-          <- Tribble With A Chainsaw

A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everwhere.

Saving price

*  Widows made to order.  Send us your specifications  [El Paso TX]

Just 2 drinks and I become: Patsy, the Wonderbat!!!

"I ought to cast you out or smite you or something." - Q

You and me against the world? Great! When do we attack?

XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

Luggump - Luggage that goes round the claim belt that no one claims

You can never be too careful when it comes to living carefree.

Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

We're born with pain. We're dead embryonic cells.

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