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Men receive death sentence for murder 20x more than women.

Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason. --Blutarsky

Zymurgy's 7th Exception to Murphy's Laws:  When it rains, it pours.

Okay, okay, enough with the quotein' already!!!

Line 12: Good ol' Voyager

Nominating Data for President - he has an off button

Go Lemmings, Go!!!

Jewish Haiku <> Quietly murmured at Saturday services, Yanks 5, Red Sox
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The best way to make a long story short is to tell the truth

Just because you add obligatory tags does not mean you're not an ass.

Send me $50 or I'll claim we had sex!

Ohhhh, I can't imagine how it must have been. - Lwaxana

Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into

Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses

KPLA: Klingon Radio!  All the glory, all the time!

Liberal Mindset: "I know what's good for you, you don't."

Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and it's popped.

Living is hazardous to your health

Competitive edges are all around you. Are you on one?

I am Demtel of Borg. You will be assimilatedBut WAIT! There's More!

Math and Alcohol don't mix.... Don't drink and derive!

I am IceBorg. Prepare to be frozen.

Yikes. Looks like I need more! :)

Tonight's episode:  `Jonathan Livingston Murder'! -- Crow

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