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Put Patrick Long's brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.

Nothing is impossible in the minds of lovers.

Computations which yield 0 are probably all for naught.

"Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?" - Bashir

URA Redneck if your job requires you to wear an orange vest

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Forget the dog... Beware of the kids!

Tagline Bounty Hunter

I told you not to call me tiny -- Sulu

Q:  Why don't chickens ware underware?    A:  Thier peckers are on thier face.
J. Ward. 

My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda coool. - Cartman, South Park

ZIPPEDTAGLINE

Que sera, skimpy: What will be, will wear a bikini.

Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open.

I have no solution, but I really admire your problem.

'Ow are you, Bruce?"   "Goodnight Bruce!"   "Bruce."

Choking is cool man, he hu huh huh - Beavis and Butthead.

Ensign @L, Set in a course for the nearest McDonalds, Engage

Left hand threaded.

Has anyone seen my brain?

I'm flying!  I'm FLYING!!!  <THUD>

What do you call a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist? A person who is at two with the
universe.

Boomerang: (n.) Ape like creature with boombox

Zap!

Press <Alt F666> for a witty tagline and soul deal

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