MSGID: 1:317/3 641561c5
PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08
XMAS tagline:  Climb every mountain, forge every check 

Useless Invention:  Kickstand for a tank.

Guns don't kill people - bullets kill people.

He's a few bricks shy of a load.

Bats in the belfry.

Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of traveling

John warned of false prophets in 2 John.

RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.   

A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.

D-cons are like rust spots; they're ugly and they can pop up anywhere

WORF: Human women are too fragile !

Now we give you @TOFIRST@ and his inflatable doll!

Rule #4: I don't want to catch anybody not drinking

(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (O)verthrow System

Yo mama is so weak she had to fight the current in the bath tub.

Do you realize you were doing Warp 8 in a Warp 5 zone?

Do not put out the Spirit's fire. -1 Thessalonians 5:19

A favorite euphemism:  Smuggling = commodity relocation. --Carlin

Edward Scissorhands has jock itch!

Oxymoron: Windows NT ready.

Real programmers load 100kb bootstraps from memory.

Well, I ALMOST came up with something Witty!!

We will bury you. - Nikita Kruschev

Zoophiles see the entire animal kingdom as potential dates!

Unable to open JEANS.ZIP  continue to TAKELEAK.EXE (y,n)?

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