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Famous Australians Of The Fourteenth Century

JEWELERS mount real gems.  

We fight only when there is no other choice.  We prefer the ways of peaceful
contact. -- Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun"

Cats must knock over the stacks of CDs

A bevy of quail, a pride of lions, a coven of lawyers

Use tasteful words, you might just have to eat them

Zzzzz ... This Tagline is taking a nap ... zzzzz

Remember that your weapons are made by the lowest bidder

Nothing like a piece of luggage to scream out "I'm a tourist, mug me!"

Bad Band Name #328: 2 Dogz

Protect your bagels - put lox on them.

"Even my goose pimples have goose pimples."   Bob Hope

Ne boj se, necu ti nista, treba mi rame za plakanje,

Power corrupts, but absolute power is sort of neat.

Q: What do you call 32 Redneck women?  A: A full set of teeth.

ZIPPY does it on his lunch break.

"I'm having an affair with my gamekeeper", said the lady chattily.

Give a woman an inch and she thinks she is a ruler

They're lost,.....defeated,........_I_ will never be. - Ro Laren

Biogenetics Lab 5103, Complaint #15:  "My homework ate my dog."

Experience enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Every prof blows this. We're all going to get AIDS or something. - J.
Vanderkooy Physics 122

Finding an EASY man is not a HARD task.

Puritan, n. - One who supectes that someone, somewhere, is having fun

When spiders drink too much... - Crow T. Robot

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