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Leopards, tired of their spots, suffer suicidal thoughts.

What little ears shouldn't hear, big mouths shouldn't say.

GMC: Got More Crap

A girlfriend? Yeah.. a 486/DX2-66 with a 1 Gig Hard Drive

High explosives are the solution to almost any personal problem!

Clinton's first 100 days:  100 dead in Waco.

Famous Last Words #11: "Backups? My Hard drive won't crash!"

"In the dark, all cats are gray."

Birthday? Harrrumph!!

The American people aren't interested in details. - Lyn Nofziger

Danger, Kenny Coppens!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!

I used up all my sick day so I called in dead

"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for parole violation

Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr): The metallic silver coating found on
fast-food game cards. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

The Agony & DX/DC -- bestselling Calculus text (go figure...)

Nice work, Doctor Bashir. - Sisko

ZIP files are like sex. You can use `em over & over, again! 

I have a reverse-silence problem at times.

Government DOS: Command or file name being studied

Press any key to continue or any other key to <Q>uit

Green god Grass god Living god of the prairie

now lets blow this thing and go home!

Join Taglines Addicts Anonymous -- call 1-800-TAG-LINE

One thing they newer tell us -- How does Teflon stick to the pan?

PRODIGY::Now you can see commercials on your computer

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